Have you ever considered maybe its not the ring that’s the problem but we just need better wielders?

We will win!

Fun Lord of the Rings fact:

Someone once calculated that Smaug, the greedy evil dragon from the Hobbit, has horded gold worth roughly $70 billion. Not even in the top 20 of rich people today.

I think that Smaug deserved to get impaled with an arrow and bleed to death.

There are two political ideologies inside you

And they’re boys

They’re both boys and they’re kissing

:3

if only we could put the ring in the right hands!

Anarchists and communists can all agree, let’s burn this mother fucker down

I really want this comment section to become a giant argument about whether the characters are correctly labelled by their tendency. I’ll kick us off.

Sam should be ML because he would have purged Gollum

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