• birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    List of things the fictional Abrahamitic God did that broke their own commandments, or hypocritical moments:

    • God claiming to be the sole God (in the Bible itself, references to other deities with apparent powers exist such as Ba’al)
    • God claiming that people shall worship no other gods: see above. Insecure, much?
    • No making of images (while they make humans in their image)
    • No taking their name in vain (scorns others regularly)
    • Remembering and observing the sabbath (doesn’t even do it themselves)
    • Honouring parents (doesn’t even have any parents themselves)
    • Thou shalt not kill (literally the whole flood, firstborn kills, Sodom and Gomorrah, etc.)
    • No committing adultery (God doesn’t even do sex themselves I think)
    • No stealing (they steal immortality from humanity)
    • No lying (lies to Isaac to make him offer his own son)
    • Don’t be envious of other peoples’ partners and stuff (didn’t like that humans became self-conscious, handicapped the garden’s snake for givinf that, killed people in Sodom and Gomorrah because they were probably queer)
    • Set up stones bc I said so (if God is almighty then why do they not simply put this thought into everyone?)

    In a nutshell, that Abrahamitic God is a raging insecure hypocrite.

    • Ascend910@lemmy.ml
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      He is literally the Project lead of the simulation that has a massive ego but is so talented and can work solo that other devs just tolerate him and eventually leaves him in control of the project.