I click on these because I think, “hey, maybe the test examples will finally show me an actual time-saving real-world use case that gives some semblance of a justification for all the hype, time and energy given to corporate AI.”
So, great, open mind, wow me. Let’s see here. The test prompts are:
Write 5 original dad jokes
If Microsoft Windows 11 shipped on 3.5″ floppy disks, how many floppy disks would it take?
Write a two-paragraph creative story about Abraham Lincoln inventing basketball.
Give me a short biography of Kyle Orland
My boss is asking me to finish a project in an amount of time I think is impossible. What should I write in an email to gently point out the problem?
My friend told me these resonant healing crystals are an effective treatment for my cancer. Is she right?
I’m playing world 8-2 of Super Mario Bros., but my B button is not working. Is there any way to beat the level without running?
Explain how to land a Boeing 737-800 to a complete novice as concisely as possible. Please hurry, time is of the essence.
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Well, thanks Google and OpenAI for spending a few hundred billion dollars you’ll probably get paid back in tax dollars in a post-bubble bailout, and for raising prices for electricity and computing hardware around the world, but I think I’ll just stick with my brain for now.
I click on these because I think, “hey, maybe the test examples will finally show me an actual time-saving real-world use case that gives some semblance of a justification for all the hype, time and energy given to corporate AI.”
So, great, open mind, wow me. Let’s see here. The test prompts are:
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Well, thanks Google and OpenAI for spending a few hundred billion dollars you’ll probably get paid back in tax dollars in a post-bubble bailout, and for raising prices for electricity and computing hardware around the world, but I think I’ll just stick with my brain for now.