• Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Everybody [gets high at work], alright? Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fuckin politicians, CBC enployees, principals, people that paint the lines on the fuckin roads. Get stoned, it’ll be fun, get to work.

    • Your friends are high right now

      Your parents are high right now

      That hot chick’s high right now

      That cop is high right now

      The president’s high right now

      Your priest is high right now

      Everyone’s high as fuck right now

      And no one’s ever coming down