And yet comes preinstalled with Microslop and AI slop. I am really glad that Linux exists.
My 2007 Lenovo was magnesium
Its been used in a lot of stuff that needed light weight and durability.
My 1998 mp3 player was magnesium.
Can I please just have a handful of RAM and enough ports to connect my stuff?
How about a magnesium dongle?
Sounds flammable.
Perfect for the shitty computers they’ll be selling us now.
Pure magnesium buttplug with very laptop, non-optional.
And 2GB of RAM, just for the AI front end to run.
You will take your unserviceable, unupgradeable, glued together computer and you will like it!
I’m pretty sure my “next laptop” will not have been manufactured in 2026. I’m currently on a 2013 MacBook Air, so maybe around 2038 I’ll start looking at these new fangled ceraluminum laptops.
Ah, indestructibleblung cancer fiber
