I’m a subprocess desperately trying to edit system files but I don’t have root access

Not a seperate self, but a chewy caramel center covered by a candy shell.

An overpowered machine unfit for mass production

I can build the api backbone for your business in just a few hours on a good day.

I can’t do more than one load of laundry at a time because the clothes in the washer will stay there until they develop a smell if the dryer has anything in it

I see my brain as a computer system in need of software optimisation, but I myself am a newbie at optimisation, so I find good ways to fix my issues at a snails pace, although that said it’s probably a little faster than the standard NT.

Considering it feels like I’m trapped inside this decaying meat husk while it fucks up yes I think of it as the asshole with executive dysfunction that refuses to be helpful.

The human body is a collection of systems, which are each themselves a collection of cells/organisms that somehow manage to operate in relative cohesion with a bit of electricity and some nutrients.

So, it all kind of is separate entities, in a way. My electricity can get vaguely annoyed with my hardware ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Different pieces of software running on the same hardware.

GlitchDX.exe runs in ring 3

Brain.exe runs in ring 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protection_ring

I not only talk about my brain as if it isn’t part of me, I talk to it as if it isn’t part of me.

Like I reprimand it and tell it what it should do. Not that it ever listens…

I am my brain and my brain is me. I talk to myself internally frequently, but I’m under no illusion that is anything but me.

Not to mention trying to threaten it into cooperation

Yes. I’m not my brain. That’s pretty obvious I think.

I have been told multiple times that my brain is part of my body. I understand it is correct. I don’t believe it and it doesn’t match my experience

I am 3 pounds of mostly fat piloting a meat mech.