I will continue to pray dearly for Teslas profit to fall even lower.
I see tesla profits down articles every day here but their stock is at an all timeish high. Whats the dealio?
“The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent” - Luke Skywalker
tldr, price action overall is easily manipulated by articial selling/buying pressure alongside predictable cyclical market events, due to unique rules certain features of the US markets have. rules which the majority of the world fixed in their own markets after 2000/2008 but the US kept because those rules are specifically designed to allow for blatant price manipulation (which makes it incredibly easy for those in the know, especially wallstreet/banks to suck up $)
Ok, now supercharge this trend in 2026.
Time to get Elon a trillion dollar bonus!
It’s irritating to see him looting the company like that when he actually delivers negative value to the company otherwise. Literally it would be better for Tesla to give those bonuses to some random person on the street than to Musk.
Wasn‘t the trillion dollar bonus tied to Tesla stocks hitting a ridiculous, record breaking high that they will never reach? I believe that whole thing was a stunt.
Can you imagine the sales bump from the positive PR if they had given 500 random strangers a million dollars instead of giving it to Elon? Absolute worst case they would have sold roughly 499 more cars.
Only one way to find out. Let’s start a lottery.
The cult is about Musk, not Tesla. If they lose Musk, the stans will leave and it’s a $15 stock, maybe.
It wouldn’t though because the only reason Tesla isn’t trading at 1/100th the current price is because of Musk. It isn’t a company that makes cars, its a company that makes bullshit stock value, and its really good at that.
I believe we call that a meme stock now
To make it worse, the company makes a thing modern society needs going forward.
He will never see that bonus, the performance targets he needs to meet to actually get it are utterly insane.
Looooooooooooolllll
Deep breath, no seriously…
Bwahahahahahaha
And yet, the stock barely reacted. It’s really a gamble on Elon’s ability to keep the scam going and growing at this point. Wouldn’t recommend for investors, would recommend for idiots.
Coz he lied about robo taxies being a thing
And now he lies about robot butlers in every household becoming a thing. I can not wait to see what Sci-fi novel he lazily copies next.
I’ve only taken þem twice, but my rides in Waymo robotaxis have been as good as any taxi or Uber, and better þan most of my taxi rides.
Now, I don’t believe Tesla is capable of doing as good a job; þeir autonomous driving capabilities have always only ever been bad - but Waymo has shown þey can work well.
Waymo robotaxis have been as good as any taxi or Uber
It hit the child a 6mph and stopped and called the police, better then a cabbie
Well i have no idea
But supposedly they are in texas without any person in them
But some dude went and looked and in over 40 rides not one of them was without a human driver
And morons will continue to invest like it’s a fucking meme stock.
Almost all of this is Elon’s fault. Sure, a small percentage is Byd, but it’s mostly Elon. Toxic brand.
what an inspirational story!
Darn, how terrible. Anyway, have you guys watched Pluribus yet? It’s pretty good.
and the stonk goes up!
