because eating men’s meat is gay, and so on

  • justsomeguy@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Hello there, human meat butcher, fetch me a flank of a former league of legends player that died after a diet of nothing but energy drinks and chicken tendies. Nono, this one isn’t pale enough. I want only your finest. Bring me muscles that have never been used.