because eating men’s meat is gay, and so on
how do you even get ideas like this
I’m never showering with you.
I worked in record stores in the olden days, and got casually familiar with several regulars. One day, a regular customer was buying an album, and I mentioned that some artist had just dropped a new album, if he was interested.
He got very serious, and said “That album is by a man. Do you think I’m gay?”
I was instantly confused, and just asked " What?"
He was getting angry now, and repeated “Do you think I’m gay? Only a gay guy would but an album by a man!”
I had never encountered this attitude before, and I have never encountered it since, but here it was - if a man bought an album by another man, he is gay. I had never noticed that every artist this guy bought was female.
I tried explaining that your musical choices do not reflect your sexuality, but he just yelled at me, called me the F-word a bunch of times, and left, and never returned
I had never cared to think about it before, but after that experience, I came to the conclusion that he was DEFINITELY gay.
When I was a very young kid, I used to think it was weird if boys liked songs by women. Now I don’t give a shit, but it was something I used to think.
When I was a young kid, I liked songs by women because they were in my range. I’d go back to being 14 for one reason only. When my voice changed, I had a 10-11 month period that I could sing Soprano 1 to Bass 1. Couldn’t do Bass 2 at that point. Then my voice cracked and I could barely sing for a few months. These days I have trouble getting up to an Irish Tenor.
I am both jealous of and horrified by your brain.
This is so insane and yet true.
Sounds perfect for a pie shop.
Menu:
- Priest
- Greengrocer
- General (served with and without his privates)
- Piccolo player
- Locksmith
Coming soon:
- Beadle
- Judge
brb got a business idea, but first I gotta call one of those lab-grown meat businesses
What’s the quote about virgins from that vampire show? Something like: If you’re going to eat a sandwich, wouldn’t your prefer if no one had fucked it first?
This seems similar.
Now this is a shower thought.
A suspicious one imo
Hello there, human meat butcher, fetch me a flank of a former league of legends player that died after a diet of nothing but energy drinks and chicken tendies. Nono, this one isn’t pale enough. I want only your finest. Bring me muscles that have never been used.
Butcher: “Excellent choice! Now, in case this is your first time using salted meat, I should stress that it must be desalted by leaving it in some water for a few hours, changing the water frequently. After that, it is perfect for roasting!”
Will Mountain Dew DOTA2 veal be ok?
I said League, and it has to be one that unlocked all the skins.
Veal is redundant. DOTA 2 means they haven’t seen the sun.
can confirm, i have no idea what outside looks like.
Enh, it’s like Skyrim, the graphics are pretty good but the gameplay is meh
“one cock sausage coming right up”
I mean women’s meat would probably just be better. There’s a reason we don’t eat bulls or roosters generally. But yeah there’s probably a lot of people who would prefer it for stupid reasons.
Now you’re giving me an idea to tweak dude bros by pointing out how they’re eagerly shoving male beef down their throats
I would only eat humans that had a net worth of 100 million and up.
There’d also be people who refuse to eat human meat and everyone else would make fun of them.
Well, someone was hungry in the shower!
