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    off in the distance a man in a suit and dark sunglasses speaks into an earpiece while looking right at you

    you find in a sudden rush of clarity you can read his lips and they say

    “Confirmed, Memory Erasure Target Codename “Unsleeping Citrus” has remembered Rocko’s Modern Life, silly pictures are now unlikely, initiate Alpha Protocol.”

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      "Have you stopped to consider that Rocko is a silly drawing of (basically) a dog?

      No, you are thinking of serious concerns." I say to Agent Smith before doing the throat flick.

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        all of a sudden everybody around you turns into agents

        “You think you understand the truth because you understand dog comics? THE TRUTH GOES SO MUCH DEEPER” we thunder in unison.

        (except for the agent who got throat flicked, damn wtf that hurt)