Other than speaking to people, it’s how we interact with others. It can be professionally, casually, or with friends. Friends we can be pretty informal and slap emojis all over if that’s your style. But casually, even online interaction, people should favor more formal writing until “reading the room”. Professionally there’s no excuse, IDGAF how “brilliant” someone might be and suddenly they get a pass for whatever comes down the email pipeline (unless that brilliance comes attached to some bonafide neurodivergence or something), the awful writing I’ve seen come from some “professionals” is anything but.
Save speche with folk, it is the manere whereby we commune with othere. It may be in craft (that is, professional wise), or in lightnesse (casually), or with felawes and frendes. With frendes, men mowe be ful unceremonious, and yif it be thy wone, thou mightest strowe thy writ with signes and ymages (emojis). Natheless, in casual wise, eek in writen wordes upon the net, folk oughten first to usen more formal stile, til they han y-espied the mood of the compaignye.
In matters of craft and office, ther is noon excusacioun; I care nat how “brighte” a man is holden, ne sholde he have licence for what-so-ever slouthe cometh doun the email weye (save his wit be y-joined with som sothfast diversitee of wit, as neurodivergence or swich). The vile writ that I have seen y-come from “professionals” is naught but shameful.
I mean if you’re using modern English you’re using hundreds of years of accumulated error.
(Be glad I only reached back to Middle English. Nobody wants to see what Old English looks like for this. What’s that? You do?)
Stæfcræft and stæfgewritnes sind swiðe mære.
At læste, wyrc þu þæt wel.
Būtan spræce mid folce, is þæt þæt we mid oðrum sprecath and dōð. Hit mæg beon on cræfte (þæt is, on weorce), oððe on lætlicum wisan, oððe mid frēondum. Mid frēondum mæg man beon untrum and spedig, and gif hit is þīn gewuna, þu miht asettan hīehte-tācn (emojis) swā hit þē licað. Ac on lætlicum wisan, eac on netgewritum, scyle man fremian þæt he brūce māre stiðre gewrit, oð þæt he ongyte hū þæt folc þearf hæfð.
On cræftum and weorcum is nænne forlætenes; ic ne gymð hu “glēaw” sum mann sy, ne sceal he hæbban forlætenes for swelc slæwð þæt cymð þurh þā e-mail weg (butan þæt glēawnes sy gemæne mid sōðfæstum mōdlicum ungelīcnesse, swā swā ānra gehwilc hæfð). Þæt yfel gewrit þe ic geseah of sumum “cræftum menn” is nāht būtan sceamu.
Spelling and grammar matter.
At least take a stab at doing it well.
Other than speaking to people, it’s how we interact with others. It can be professionally, casually, or with friends. Friends we can be pretty informal and slap emojis all over if that’s your style. But casually, even online interaction, people should favor more formal writing until “reading the room”. Professionally there’s no excuse, IDGAF how “brilliant” someone might be and suddenly they get a pass for whatever comes down the email pipeline (unless that brilliance comes attached to some bonafide neurodivergence or something), the awful writing I’ve seen come from some “professionals” is anything but.
I once complained about people saying “would of” instead of “would’ve” and my comment got deleted because it was ableist.
When gaming, Idgaf about grammar on chat. Otherwise agreed. Situation matters.
That’s prime trash talking territory. There are no rules.
wanna be respectful but not gonna fix that ‘duck’. Upto reader whether they suck or fuck.
I mean if you’re using modern English you’re using hundreds of years of accumulated error.
(Be glad I only reached back to Middle English. Nobody wants to see what Old English looks like for this. What’s that? You do?)
̴̫͉̪̟͖̯̩̝̹̖̄̏̅̍͗̉́̆̓̏͋̉̕͜ ̴͍͑̅̐͋̍̅̌̅̽̍͝ ̷̢̧̣̯̙̳̀̒̑̈́͐́͐̽̕̕͜͝ ̵̧̢̘̘̗̲̝̪͔̫̲̼̀͜͝ͅ ̶̧̯̘̲̲̠͚̙͔̫͓̓̉̀͠ ̴͔̫̞̳̹̥̱͚̙́́́̑͑̏Ş̴̢̛̰̫͙́́̀̇͋̓͌́̿͗p̶̗̀́͋͑͌̈̈͜e̵̘̮̜̖̫̙̤͂͑̅͆ļ̶̞͓̘͔̘̈́͋̈́l̸̨̪̭̤͍̮͎͚̣͙̣̀̔̓ͅy̸̤͔̯̙̖͍̌͋̐̋̓̄͑̒͒̏̿̕͝ń̴̻̺̘̯̗͙̈́͛ͅg̷̨̞̻̪̻̤̥̥͚͙̯̣͓̺̈̆͆͆̒͗̽̏́̈́̃̎͠͠͠ȩ̸̛̯̞͉͖̩̞̟̭̱̳͖̼͙͖̀̀̔͑ ̷̣̾̽͌̃̐͊̌͝͝ą̸̢̖̏̒́́͆̒̈́̐̇̃̈n̴̨̰̣̦͙̼̹̜̺̩̉d̴͙̤̥̭̠̜̦̲̗͇̖̦̠̗͈̈͋̽̄̕ ̶̨̧͙͈͈̣͎̯̽̀̎̕͝ģ̸̟͈̰̦̬͇̫̦̇̀̋͒̈͗̅͒͘r̵̬̼͉̘̮͇̟͖͛̽̽̃a̵̛͖̠̪͌̉̇̌̓̂̊̎̚͘m̵̛̛̛̦͍̃͌̂ȩ̶̛͇̮͓̱̜̣̟͔̤͕̇̋̌͊͑̃̽̑̽̐̄̒̈͆ͅr̴̡͖̗̣̞̙̙̥̰̥̯̂̍̑̾̄͑̊̃̾̆̓ͅͅe̸̘͔̖̠̳̙͋̽̊̽̒̂̎̈́̒̚͜͝ ̷̛̬̔̒̍̌̓͆͒̒̂̾̑̈́̚ͅb̸̨̞͙̯̤̣̮̒̇͌̿́̋̂̓̋͆͌̕̚͝͝ẹ̵̛̛͍̣̫̫̭̞̰̣̲̖̤̔̈́̈́̍̓͊̄̽̄̌̽͘̚ņ̵̼̥̲̻̹̩́̑͗́ͅͅ ̶̧̣̼̖̪̘̙̮͂̿͊̓̑͒̂͌̈́̄̎̅̓̐̉ǫ̴̗̦̻̦̤̭̲͍̯̱̬̉̒̿̔̎͆͐͐͘͜f̴̗͎̤͙̲͖̳̪̈́̀͐̊̀̂ͅ ̶̗̮̬̤̤̜̒̉̏̇̈́̊̈́̆̓͂͌́͋͠͝g̶̨̘̥̜͎̣̭̫͔͔̅̊͜r̵͖͇̗͙̓̓́̇è̷̝̐̎̀̈́̊͘͝͝e̸̢̠͕̜̩̤̖̻̣̼̜͎̋͆͆̓͆̈́̈́̃̈́̚͜͜͝t̷̜̲͊́͑ ̸̢̐͒̈́́͗͒̔͋̎̄̕͝i̸̡̙̟̰̱̯̙̍̌m̷̗͎̫̗̋̐̐͂̈̒͜͝p̸̢͙̥̗̘̞̠͎̙̜̗̻͎͂̚o̶̙̘͙͙̲͜͝r̷̡͐ţ̸̧̱̠̯̙̜̜͂̍̈͂͌͊̑̿̐̄͘͝͝ͅà̵̙͔̭̳͇̭͉̫̙͎̝̖̓̐̉̈́͛̐̈̌͠͝ų̸̼͖̺̅͑͋́n̶̞̙̙̫͐̎́͛̉̀̽̕c̵̟̔̈́̌͗̾͋̍͝͝e̵̛͎̜̗̮̹͎̘͊̽̑͂̍̀́́̍̎̆̚͘͜.̷̟͉͍̲̫̩̗̪̩͚̾ ̷̨͇͍̺̥̤̯̖̜̊́́̆̿͐͒̓̏̏͝ ̶̡̧̢̨͔̝̻͓̞̤͔̩͚̝̍͂̕ͅ ̸̝͎̥̥̜̘̎̓̑̇́̅͐̈́̊̈́̔̕͘ ̶̨̙̣͖̟̰̀͜ ̸̨̟̼̦̭͚̼̺̊́̑̔̋͆͌͑̉̓̓̋̿́͝ ̵̺̠̦͚̞̣͊̾̅̐̽Ạ̶̮̟̜̪̗̖͉̣̫̦͓̲̿t̶̡̧̡̬̻̭̩͍̺̲̊̔̈̎̈́̾͠ ̴̣̱̹͍͍͖̖̤̲͉͔̙̐̅̾̀͋t̵̡̧̜̝̯͖̼͙̓͂́̎̋́ͅḩ̸̱̲͈̹̯̤͛͊̾͑͑̎͒͆̍̒͂͗̌̚͜͜e̸͓̣̰̜̜̪̰̺̭̬̹̘̣͑̒̈͜ ̶̬̜̺͑̏́̑̉̉̋̿ļ̸̡̺͚̜͈̖̮̳̱̰̟̝͆͂̀̌̑͒͗̈́̿̋̕͝͝e̷̝̘̫̟͕͇̼̼̳̺̠̱͊̑̅͐̚͜e̶̼̜͍͓͓̖͔̦͕̭̱̅̿̓̎̎̎̉͝͝ͅs̷̢̢̛̲͉̬̮̗̯͙̹̥̑͐̋̒̀͌̾̒́͘͘͝ţ̷̛̬̜͇̞̈́̾̏́̍̃̒̈̈́͋̂̚͝e̸̡̟̦̭̬̊̓̿͜͠,̴̡̧̯̝̲͇̣̰̟͇̰͕̩̌̓̓̍͒̆̐̍̒̂́̏̐͘͜ͅ ̵̜̜̳̺̹͓͙̯͙̮͎̟̻̄̀̒̀͘͝͠à̸̢̱̩͚͇̰̖̊͊̿̑̓̈́̊͛͐̍͗̍̚ͅs̸̡͕̮̼̅s̴͈̻͔̊̋͂͑́̇̕͝͠͝a̸̢̡̙̖͈̪̥͕͚͔͙̗̒̋̆͐̌̓͒̕͠y̵̒̅̓̅̇͂̍̋̇̈́̚͜ę̴̜͎̱̙̜̫̦̥͇̊̋̔t̵̙͈̬̯͓̲̤̰́́́̀͂͐͝ͅh̶̡̧̢͕͍̺͓̟̬̖̬̱̻̬̗̽̈́͋̎̅̅̂͂̂̀̎̏͌̓͘ ̶̢̘̯͎̞͚̬̳̹̤̯̪̒̔̂͂͌̕̚͝ţ̸̱̘̝̠̬̀̿̇̀̚ó̶̢͚͕̲͎͍̖̙̤͉̰͕͌̉́͐͆ ̸̰̞̣̺͓͉̜̬̋̉̐̓̍̽͘͠d̷̢̛̼͍̳͕̥̙͈̯̤̯̲͍͗̀͗̓́͘͘͠o̷̗̣͚̾̈́̑̌̓̌̏̿̚o̷͕̼̦͐̑͛͑̈́̆̽͂͌̓̓̓̈́́̉n̴͍͎̊̅̓͊̇͗͒̀̍̋̃̌͆̐ ̴̺͍̖̣̙͍̰̪̪͈̬̮͑̊̽͊̈́͗͑̍͌̀̅̈́̚ḯ̵̱̻̓ţ̷͓̯̼̮̹̗̳͕̱̰̘̃̄̐͝ ̶̤̙͍́̎̓̅̈́͘ͅẘ̶̨̡̨̛͔̣͍̤͖̜̊͗̀̌͛̈́̂͝ḛ̵̡͖̎̈́͌̀͊̽̽̈́͂̐ĺ̶̢̢̧͖̣͍̯̘̺̰̦̝̈́͆͊̿͛̌̀͑̕͘͘͜͜͝.̷̢̨̤̲͈͚̣̝͖̝͙̜̱̥̠̔̉̃͆̃̈́̔̃͌̀̐ ̴̢̧͈̠̱͓̖͙̟̬͉͖̥̏̓ͅ ̴̗͍͇̻͖̺͎̱́͐̀ ̵̨͍̙̍̽͛̅̾̈͝͠ ̶̹̰̖̳̻͆̓͌͒̈́͋̋ ̶̧̲̱̮̣̜̦͖̙͍͚̳̈́̈́̊̑̆̀̓̽̓̈́̄͌̓͘͜͜͜ ̵̢̣̝͙̻̩͕͔̠̫̘̫̺̠͆̀̀̿ͅṢ̸̡̩̓͛̄̒̾̐̏̈́͝a̷͔̩͕̮͗̍͌͜v̷̨̨̮̫̜̖̻̥̤̜̼̈́̑͊́͒̊̓̂̆̏̔̚ͅe̴͈̹̮̗͕̰͑͒̒̀͂̌̓̃̑͛̀̿̔́̇ ̵̡̯͎̹̟͈̖̘̦̮͆͒͐̂̌̍̍͋͂͑͝ş̶̳͈̱͔͇͔̟͚̣͛̎̓̓͒̅͌͗͐͋͘͠p̵͕̱̠̼̼̥͇̭͆̿̈́͠è̵̠͕̼̦͇̈́̀̽̈̈́̿̂̏̐̄̌̑͝c̵̡̏͑̏̕h̷̡̢̛͍̯̳̲̩͕̬̝̤̎͐͌̅e̸̙̖̜͙̝͖̜͙͖͝ ̶͚̺͇̥̝̦̼̗͈͛̀̒̓̍̀̂̐̈́̕ͅw̶͎̰̘̫̤͎̫̗͉͉̄̔̊̉͠ͅi̴̙͒̊̃̈̅t̴̖͙͈͙͍̗̹͉̣̟͉̒̊̆̇̈h̸̛̳̪͕̆̍̑̓͆̃̏̓̎̈́̑̚̚̚ͅ ̴̖̮͙̩̰̠̺̞̞͇̮̏̾́̈́̕͘͝͠͝͝f̸̡̰͍̦͈̟̝̩̟̯̭̯̺̑͋̉̄̊̿͊͊͛͑̐͘͝͝ó̵͉̜̘̫̪͙̮͙̥̂̽̊̈͗́̏̒̚ͅl̵̨͍̣̞̟̺̟̥̯̘̬̿̌̇̈́͋k̴̠̦̜͔̱̥̒̓̋͊͑̽͂͐̅̿͒̈́,̷̛͕̫̳̮͎̠͛͌̾̍͋̚͠ ̴̨̲͕̪́̄̆͑̑͑͊̂͛͠͝i̵̙̻̙̩̦̬̹͊̑̽̓̋̏͠ṱ̴̩͍̗̺͎͉̝͉͗̔̉̋̓̑̇̿̅̅͐͐̃̇̕ ̷̖̘̲̳͍̰͓̭̙̪͖̫̬̹̱̓͊̑̈͋̎i̴̡͇̟͈̘̦̳͙͓̞͊̓̾̄̌̀̆̌͂̓̊͐͘͜͜͠ͅs̴̡̨̠̭͓̭̰͈͈̤̲̾͜ ̸̛̲̼̫̍̉͂̐͑̈́̐̈̊̒̂̽̕̕t̸̹̯̻̜̙͖͍͚̏̈́̄͂̓̌͌̋̅͐̿͌̿̓ḩ̴͈͎̊̾̃͐̽̃͒͑͘ͅę̷̨͓͈͈̥͚̲͎̏́̈́̔͑͐̋̅͋̏̍͊͌ ̵̥̫̜̺͕̊ͅm̶̧̮̝̉̐͆̓̇͋̿̍̅̅̀ä̴̧͉̠̳́͒̿̿͗͒̌͆̅̚̕n̷̛̤͊͌̏̍ę̷̢͍̩̮̹̩͕͉͍̖̟̼̬̈́̈́̅̍̑̒̾͒͋͌͆́̚r̷̡̧̛̮̰̫̾͑̅̿̎̂̇͛̽͆͒̍̕̕͜ȩ̵̧̢̛͍̦͔̰̬̮͇̣̬̰̐͒̏͂̎̆̋̈́̕͠ ̷̟̤̜̦̖͍͉̊̓ͅw̷̞̩̖͇̞͇̥̭̜͚͎̔̏͝h̴̢͈͓̟̟̻̙̖͚͇̞̬̺́̃͆͌̈͛̅͗͛̀̎̋̕͝ͅe̴̖̔̀͒̏͐̐̾̃̈̏̾͝͝͠r̴̛̩̞͋̾̒́̾̃̎̊̋̐̌̀͐ę̸̨͓̥̪̰̪̦̘͎̩̰͖̠̂͌͌̎͊͌̂͗͂͝ͅḅ̷̬̩̗̜̮͇̮̈́͛̊̿̅̆̐͛̉̐̕͘͝y̸̡̨̭̬̰̰͓̞̜͔̖̯͈̋̓̉͒͠ ̸̻̈́ẅ̶̖̙̤̬̻̟̲͙̼̼́̍̑e̴̱̣͚͙̳̻͈̠̠͈̣͊̈̓̓̑̈́̿̿̂̊͑̌͜ ̷͕͕̤̻̥͈̇͂̿͗͐͋͒͠ç̸͔̹̬̹̖̥̥̲̀̊̍̂͑̓͊̚o̸̥̥̔̀̈́̽̏͂̉̏̒̀̿̊m̷̛̘̝̖̻̻̰͎͓̩̙̈́͒͗̒̊̉̽͌̂͘̕m̶̧͚̼̱͛͐̂͒͛͗̏̾̔̈͑̽̚u̶̧̡̧̟̬̜̻͚̩̻̞̱̹̓̃͗̄̐̍͋̕ͅn̵̟̳̿͑̈́̽͒̒̀̾̎̓̏͝ę̴͓͈͙͖̅́̈́̐̓͑͗̈́͜ͅ ̸̢͓̦͍̯̩͈͒̆͑͜w̵̯̗̤̘̺̯͉̤̻̘̖̤͕̰̫̄i̴̧̛̘͔̞͙̫͉͇̲̋͗͌̓̏͋͆̑͜t̶̟̳͚͎͔̰͈̦̥̩̹̫͔̀́̇̇͜͜ȟ̷̨̛̛͓͇̖̅̏̍͛̉̅̔̈́̀͐̎̿ ̴̘̱̘̘̤̐͗͊͌̓̓͑̑̉̚͘͠o̷̰̘̝̗̯͇̯̩͂͝t̶̖͇͍͚̀̓ḫ̷̡̡͙̺̹̖̩͇̞̗͍͕̥̑͊̀̊ͅĕ̴̠̭̫̳̀̔̂̇͗̐̈́͛̈́͌̊r̸̡͕͖̜̮͂̈̈́̈̈́̔̚̚͠͠͝ȇ̶̙͖͈̘̟̻̲͓̮̖̙͓̮̹͐̂̕.̸͈̜͂̈́ ̵̤̀̿I̶̳̖̩̎̑̂͊̔̾͊͘t̶̘͎̣̻͌͊͗̿̉́͌̆ ̷̟̪̺̦̤̣͕̩͙͚̜̰̣͒̊̇̌̌̍͆̓̓̕m̴̲̈́̌̅̆̋̇̊̎͝ą̵̡̆̂́̃͛͆̐̔̓̐̏̀̉͒͆y̸̹͎͖̓̎́́̒́͊͝͝͝ ̸͙͚̭̲̩̭͈͚̹̪͚̙̦́̂̈͜͜b̶̲͎͋̐͒͊̓̃͗̽̒̉͠ͅe̵̢͕̖̥̱̫̫̒̈́͑̈́͛̀͑̏̆̋̕͜ͅ ̵̙͌̾̽̽̈͑̅̈́̅̕i̴̧̿̓̓͑̔̊̋͑͠n̸̨̧̦̠̦̼͙̥̓̉͜ͅ ̸̜̥̘͇̤̲͉͙̪̝̮̖͑̂̏̌ͅc̵̙̰̗̤̬̔r̵̜̗͇̬͇͔͙̞̠̟̱̰̜̠͊̐̍̋ȧ̶̧̳͚̗̗̫͇̰͕̙͔̗̬̂̓͊̃̆̽̅̎̀͐̚̚̕͘f̷̢̡͓͉̪̮̻̪̦̭̭͎͎̽̔͐̅̑̈́̚͘͝ẗ̸̡̹̗̲̣͎͇̮̳̟́̈́̒̍̓͐͒͋͊̾̕͝ ̸̡̫̩̩͈̣̳͈̯̘̻̫͗̚(̷̛̰̩̭̠̩̋͑̽̀͊̏̓̋t̷̨̡͖̯̙̜͎̑̒͌̍͐̿̆̆̋ḫ̸̈̎͑̕͘̕͠͝a̵͈̖͇̪̦̲̥̱͔̭͓͐̿̎̈́̇͊͊͗̈́͂͘͝ẗ̴̛̛̗̗̺͙͚̫̪̦̦̮̤́̌̊̈̎̾͘̕͠ͅ ̴̧͍̖͎͇̀̇̄̇͐͒̈́̄͑͊̒ḯ̶̹̼̲̪̦͗͒͑̐̓̉̚͜ş̶̛̝̭̰͉̈́̍͐̾̎̽̃̇̽͝,̶̢̠̝̹͓̰͒̈́͋ ̴̨̤̪̻͕͍̫͚̳̣̻̝͕͋̾̔̀̔̄̔͂̇͑̀̃̾̈́ͅͅp̵̯̱͇̳͍͙̥̩̖̳̰̄͒̌̊̇̃̉̚ͅṛ̴̡͉̜̟͖͓̀͒̒̐͌̕ơ̸̢̢̧̳͚͕͔̠̫͍̇͗͐̋̓̈́̊̋̓̈́̈͘f̴͉̣̦̅̐̄̏̏͐̏̐̉͋͛̌̑͝e̵̛̤͆̑̔̒͗̄̀̄̾̎̕̚s̷̢͖͚͕͚̻͖͑̉̈́͋̈́̎͒̈̏̔̊̉͝s̴͈͇̭̲̻̠͐̈́͛͐̕į̶̥͈̗̰̬͇̜̤̳̺̆͆̿̓͆̇́̽͜͠ơ̸̬͎͍̬̬̻͙͙̩̏͑̋̈́̓́̿͂̐̈̀͝n̷̹̣̝̟͔̝͐̿͋͒͆͝à̷̛̻̖̹̗͙̳̈́̆͒̍̍̈͐̓͜ļ̸̹͖̙͙̲͖̹̱̰͌͂́̓̉́͒̊̏̊̄́̀̕̕ ̸̗̈͛̏̂̒̎̒̈́̐̇͘͝w̷̛̛͕̼̑͌͠͝ī̴̻͚̀͗̑͒͛̄̿s̷̨̛̝̬͓̳̲̘͎͕̅͌͊̊́̿͐̈͊́̽͆ë̸̡̨̖̯̳̣̼̖̲̭͈̝́̑̓̎̄)̶̨̣̟̰̣͍̦̝̆̀͐̎̓͂̄̎͂̐̑͐̚͝͝,̶͔̜͎͇̗͈̜̖̺̤͔͙̍̃̒ ̸̡̝̳̩̈́͊̒̈̉͒o̴͈̼̯͓̜̫̬̺͕̥͇̼̙̅̄̀͆͘̚͝r̶̨̩͉̊̇͑̒͘ ̸̢̦̽͒̈́̔͑̾̾̋̆̽̏͘͝ȉ̸͎̈̇͌̈́̇̑̈́̃͗́̂͌̂̎n̴̻͙͔͒̋̄͗̈́͆̚ ̶̛̹̪͎̖̬̳̟̃́͋̒͂́̉͌̏̽͝ľ̶̨͉͖͖̞̯̑̈́̈̈́̇͋͐ḭ̸̟̐̊͊͋͆͒͗̓̍g̸̨̧̖̬͍͍̘͋͐͗̈́̈́̐̚͠h̷̛͚̙̻̺͌̽̾̇̎̅̈̃̾͑͝ţ̴̯͔̥̗͓̝̹͍́̓̃̈́͂͊̓ͅn̶̙̞͔̺͖̻̙̪̮̻̟̪̈̑̓̓́̕͠ȩ̸͇̞͎̖̞̞̞͉͖̹͉̇͆͘s̶̰̊s̸̙̆́é̶̛͖̩̣͈̭͍͍̳̖͚̞͇̣̣̱̈̈́̊̓̉͗̓͠ ̷̞̐̾͌͒(̸̧̝̜̞̮͙̤̹̙̗̿̂̊͑̍̿̕c̵̡̛̥̳̙̥̭̬̞̟̼̱̟̀͌̇̕̚̕̕͝͠a̶̧̢̰̺͓̳͔̬͚̣͇̠̋̐̉͆̑́̊̕̕͜͝͠ş̵̛̛͚̭̱̯̂͐̊̓͋̃̏̓̑̅ư̴̦͉̹̭̩̞͔̟͖̥̘̿͗̒̊͒͛͆͑̍͠a̴̞̿͆̉̋́͋̌̒̊͆̐̈́̚͝l̶̢̨̲̯̱̤̺̻͈͉͎͎͕̜̣̂l̷̛̥̮̹̺̏̽͊̒̍͊͂̍͊̃̎̀ẏ̵̢̨͔̤͕̻̲͈͙͎̳͛͗́͒͝ͅ)̷̨̧͇̮̼̬͖̐͆̂̑̑͐̊͊͛̀̓̌̓͝͝,̶̨̟̖̲̰̠͚̳̖̘̉͒̐͒͐̍̈́͗̑̈́̓̈́͘ ̸̨̬̣̙̦̝̭̼́͜͜o̴̥̝̘̫̱͈͐̓́̌̆̏͊̉̚͘͝͠ř̶̨̨̳̰̬̙̞͔̬͌̈́́͌̉͑͋̔̀ ̴̢̧̳̦͈͔̲͍͎̳͎̗͋̒͒́̀w̶̨̢̯̣͖͎̳̞̲̮̩̙̯̆̐̏̍͆̀̿́̆͐̑͂͝ī̶͇̭̣̭̙̈t̴̡̛̬̙̝̭͉̰̳̟͍̿̓̄̃͛́̌̓̔͊̋͘̕͜͠h̸̝̞͝ ̶̫͗͋̏̽̓͋̌̈́̃̽̋̊f̸̥̔̔̾͒̑̀̌̃̎̀̀̕̕͝ē̶̛͙̘͓̗̟͕̪̘̺̼̣͐̾̀́̆̂̿̍͂̈̿͝l̸̨̗̯̠͓̂͒̆̈́̚ͅḁ̸̡̨̛̛̳̰̞͈͉̳̩̟̈́̃̓̈́̏̀̒̋̍̃̎̆́w̶̧͕͎͔̞̃̊̑͛͌̄̊͂͜͝é̵̖̦̖͚̼̩͇͙́̇̂̋̉̏͝ṣ̵͎̩̺̘̲̰̖̱́͛̄͆̓̈́̇͆͌̓͑͘͘̚͜ͅ ̷̮̪̜̪̥̰̖̤̬̰̬̫͇̒̎͐͐̄̑͗͘͜͝a̴̰̺̻͋͒̽̿͗́̍̉̈͘̚ͅņ̶̧͉͖̰̫̗͖͇̹̪͊̏̒̀͐d̸̛̛̛͖͕͓̫͍̩̋̐̍̈̊̚̚̚͠ ̷̢̖͍̥͚̮̱͈̩̰̰̬͆͛̀̋͛̋̉̍͂͌̔͝ͅf̵̳̈̐͐̿̂͆̆͠r̴̞̻̦͎̜͓͕̝̈̕̚͠ͅe̷̢̗͇͈̪̹̳̮̝͕̬̹͇̖̓́̚ͅn̵̡̬͔̠͈̮̘͕̞̘̹͚̳̠̈́̿̈̑̈́̀̅͑̑̇͘͜d̵̖͔̰̣͕͇̼̲̝͓̅͜e̶̛̳͋̉͌̾̈̇̅̌͊̏͘s̵͎̠͚̹̫͖̬͙̾̐̽͜ͅ.̷̨̪̻̮̥̹͑̽͛̀̽̌͝ ̴̯͚͈̳̘̬͖̰̱̠̊̒̈́̐͊̇̀̕ͅW̴̡̧̼̞̦̟̜͍̹̹̤͇͙͂͆̃͊̒̓̇̊̀̚͝ḭ̶͚̹̣̳́̄͜t̶̛͕͕͈̜͖͈̻̆̅̓̋̈́̋ͅh̴̢̢͇̰̯̪̳̖̼̮̥̞͊͂́̈̾̄̎ ̶̢̙͙͎͔̜̮̰̳͔͔͖͈̻̏͗̑̏f̴̰͍̀͊͌̀̏͗̂̎̅̅r̸̤̭̪̻̥̍̇́̏̽̊͆̕ę̷̧͖̲̉̾̓̂̐n̵̢̦̮̳̊̽̒̿̽́̈́̄̕̕͘͝͠d̸̢̡͕͇̔͑̉͗̈́̕͝͝e̴͚̾̄͋͐̄̕͝ś̸̘͌̆̂͑́̆̄̀,̷̪̲̩͉̙̤͎̝̰̯͔͒̊́͠͝ ̵̦͕̙̞̤͓͒͛͘m̵̡̛͉͈̘̳͚̞̭͙͖̺̱̉͋̆́̈́̊͂̂͆̔̚̕e̷͔̰̠̪̠͉͉̘̳̎͋̈́̽͐̑̅̋̾͗͗̚̚ͅn̶̛̛͎̟͎̬̘̺̫͈͈̂̓̓͗͋͌͜͠ ̶̪̓͑͐̌̀̽͐̽̓̈́̚͠m̷̥̘̠͖͙̣̘̩͚͔͔̣̝͎͂̍̅̔̌͂̋̕̕͝ͅo̴̧͈͑̒̈̽̉̓̃̆̋͠w̸͈̙̻̯̳̳͔̬͚̼̮̖͕̎ͅe̸̢̢̙̬̳͙̪͉̮͐͝ͅ ̴̢̛̰̭̳̞̤̭͙̍̋̔̎̐͆͊̎̕b̶̛̟̈́̓͛͜͜ͅe̴͉̫̺̣̼̬͚̟͙͚̾̂̇̀̇̔̋̅͆͑͘͝ ̶̬͕͕̖͉̞̘̝͙͖̟̄̓͑͛̉͜ͅf̶̧̡̢̦͉̮̹̼̹͙̜̩̪͚̱̊̀͌͘ṳ̴̢͚̥͖͎̼͔̖̲̻͇̺͖͌̽̾͑͊ͅl̵̤̠͔͖͎̱͍̖͙̓̑̉̒͛̂̅̏͂̂̾͋̇̍͝ ̵̧͎͙͇͙̪̈́̍̈͒͛̏́͌̕u̴̮̻̩̣̿͗͌̀̓̕͠n̷͓̗̦̮̞̙̜͍͋̋̂c̸̛̰̓͗̄̅̈̈́̌͗̋͛̚͠ͅe̵̡̡̧͔̝̺̱̻̞̯͕͉̔̀͗͆̅̃̇̓̄̂͐̅͊͘͝r̴̢̨̺̯̫͓̥͖̦̤͈̬͆̃̊̿͑̑̂̋́̋̽̚̚ȩ̶̨͕͓͓͇̓̿̂̆̿͂̓̀̔̇͘m̶̧̨̧̧̻̻̦̣̠̮̘̝͇͉̩̐͋̎̅̐̀̾̕̕̚͝ơ̸͉͐̍̃̃̚͝n̷̥͔̔̀ǐ̵̢̛̲̮̟͉̜̠̲̮̥͓͎̳͇͌ͅǒ̶̫̼͓͍̹̻̗̯͌̍̄̿̿̆̅̅̓̓͒͗̓̕ú̵̩̤̦͎͕̙̞͛̾̔̃͐̅̄́̇͂̈́͝s̶̨̜̯̻̲̪̼̝͖̭͖͈̠̓͌,̷͖̤̣̫́̈̉̒͑̿̾̇͝ ̷̲̻̺͙̟̩̺͐̄̌͂̓̀̀̚͜͠a̸̧̢̧͈̬̞͔͙̤̩͚͒̊͋̇͂̒̓͆̊͐͊͒̀͆n̶̞͐̎̋̈́͌̾̽̇̚ḍ̶̨͉̻͖͎̺̯̣͛́̋̌͊ ̸̫̜͙̭͔̝͖̳̺̜̖̮̤̑̂͗̅͂̃̽͋̕͜͜ỵ̵̲̹̘͕͙̩̠̈͂̔̓̐̀̈͆̋̉i̵̢̧̦̟̪͖̜̫̥͓̭̙̦͍̘͆̆̄͋̌̚͝ḟ̶̢̓̓̂͌͑͒́̄͘͝ ̸̢̨̹̮̰͍̻̱̲̻̾͐̾̍̓̕ï̷̛̘̹͖̿̆́̄͌̈́̕t̶͖̙͖̪̪͖̖̓̒ͅ ̷̡͖͈͖̬̣͍͔͇̥̪̜̰͚̿̏͂̈̎̎̿̀̈͒̈̍͠b̷̮̟͔͎̭̤͎͚̗͎̼̲̫̖̎͜ě̴̻̝̜̺͙̼͎̣̜͛̒͆͆̀̃̐̍̌̏̅̽ ̶̢̲̯̰͚̫̹̦̪̘͑̍̎͝t̴͈͈̀h̵͖͈̭̭̗̤͙̯̱̀̓̕̕͠ͅỳ̵͓͇̤̟ ̷̮͓̫̣̰̟̮͖͕̀̃̚w̴̛̟͙̤̮̟̝̙͕̓̊̾͐̍͒͛̐̕o̵̧̱̪̟̙̗̪̹̫̥̱͉̺̹̊̐̈̈́͒̓̽͠n̵̛̘̤͇̩̤̙̐̈́͂̎̉͌̿̅̏͗̃͛͜͜͝͠e̴̜͉͖̲͓̦͉̽,̶̨̛̦͚̫̜͕̙̥͆̿̍̀́̅̔̇͌̈́͗͘͝ ̵̛͇̝͇̆͑̈́̐̆͒̂̇̾̚̕͝ṯ̵̢̛̛̼͕̣̝̤̙̬̘͍̲̞̫͖͊̂̈́̃́̂ḫ̸̢̥̮͌̍́̑̏̋̿̆̍̏̚͠͝o̵̢̺̯̖͓̘͔̘̩͔̜̐̌̊u̷̢̲͚̜͔̰̱͙͖̼̺͛̈́̂ ̴͇̩̭̤̽m̸͇̉͆̄͋̚͜ì̵̭̤̳͖̆̉͜ḡ̴͔̳͚͒h̴̨̢̛͓̗͇̱̗͑͌̀̈́ţ̴̜̲̪͍͓̼̯̖̼̒̀̌̉̇̉̉̓̔̏͒̉͂͠ȩ̶̼̥̫̯̣̻̘̑̇̈̄̈́̓̄̅̽̾̀̇̀͌͘s̵̛̛̮̝̞̻̪͓͚͚͈̘̪̯̖̭̿̈͑͆́̈̑͝t̴̨͙̺̞̮͇̻̠̬̰̲̃̏̾͂̏̈́̀̎͘̚͜͠ ̷̧̛̜͖̞̄̓̕s̶͉̱̳̐̍̑̇͋͌̊͐̏̉̚͠t̴̛̬͍͕̬̙͎̤̤̺̹̅̆͑̃͌̅̍̂̒̽̚͝ṙ̴̛̯̟͖̗͚͖̟̼͈͈̒̓̅̃̚͝ͅó̶̤̫w̵͚͉͙̾̇͆̔̌̅̚͘̚ḛ̵̢̢̮̙͙̣̫̲̀̽̿́̓̇̽͂̉̌͂̽͋̕͘ ̵̨̡͓̪̹̅̅̔͘ẗ̶̨̗̟͔͖̪̙̝͔́̇̓͋h̸̪̲̺̤̬̦̺̹̤͍̋̊̔̑̂͂̈́̈́̍͒͘͝y̵̡̤͈͖̪̳͈̋ ̷͖̖̩͇̝̳̲̘̭̺̺̣͍̾ẅ̶̡̫͎͗̒̅́͠ŗ̴͚̰̜̯̱͈̻̞̤͈͑͌̀̂́̀̎̈́͌͋͐̚͝͝i̸̧̱̤̓͑̇̉̊̒̊͑̾͜t̶͎͎͙̼̑͐̊ ̷̣͓͉͍̐̀̊͆̈́̅̿ŵ̸̡̥͙̝̣͔̽̆̈̆̍͘͝ỉ̷̧̨̧̨̢̻͙̣͎̳͉̆̔̈́̉̇̓̒̎͝t̴̨̢̢̹͉͖̭̰̯̳͎̟͈͕̀͜͝ḥ̶̢̛̮̹̭̹͙̝̈́̀̈̈́͗̇̋́̄ ̶̡̬̥͛͌́̓̈́͐̀̃̐̃̕ś̶͚̳̙͔̝̟̖̫̫͚̳̼̩̮̻̎͆͂̓̿͘i̵͈̭͙̦͈͇͍̓g̵̝̏n̴̨̡͇̭͕̦̘̺̩̱̣̭̳̽̎̾̓̚͜͠e̷̱͎̺̻̯͔̱͛̄̂̿̄s̷̘̣̞̬̮̘̰͕͙̎͂̐̋͐̈̌ ̵͔̠͚̦̫͊ͅã̴̢̲̰̰͍̞̍͒͌̔͐̾̌͛͊͝n̸̝͉̪̻͖̺̥̍͑͂̂́́͐͆̎ͅd̶̩͇͉̳̭̰̠̭̹̯͔̍͋̈͗̑̀͊̌̈͆͆͝ͅ ̵̛̻̦̳̤̀̃̑́̑́̃̀̚̕͠ÿ̴̧͈͎̫̞̖͇̜͇̫͚͙͖̳̘́̀m̶͈͔̗͉͕͚̼͔̣̬͌̾͝a̵̧̡̛̖̞͓͚̜͙̳̯̖̰͖̳͌̔̋̈́̍̈́̽͝͠͝g̵̡̨̢̧̤̦̳͖͓̫͎̩͓̤̽͊́̈͛̽̓̆̒̍̿̄͝͠e̸͉͇̳͇̝͖̻̠͎̐̂ͅş̸̡͎̱̲̞͉̫̱̣̦̘̘̹͖̔ ̴̛̞̝̯̺̝̳̀̈̔̇̏́͘͘(̶̧̧̢̫̭̬̥̙̘̮͉̓́̍́͊̇͂̒e̸͚͔̔̉͌̂͠m̵͚̫̈́̎͑̉̈́̆̈́ǫ̵͙͕͔̯̼̬̹̫̩̼̗̅̌̃̋̄̎̿͆͗̇̐̌̀̒͘j̸͙̖̠̙͍̍̿̿̈́͘͘ḯ̶̡̝̙̞̹͉̌s̸̬͉̠̟̣̀̈́̃͂)̸͙̬̜̬̼̻̑̆̈́́̀̕̕.̸̖͉͛͌̍̍̒̿̂̑̇̆́̎̾̎́͜ ̷͖̤̬̘̗̆͛̈́̍͝͝Ǹ̵̢̧̨̦̻͎̬̥̺͇̙̲͒͊͒̽́ͅa̵͖͔̬͔̘̩̙̩̯̪͔̣̺͎̓͗͋͆͌̊̆̔́̚̚͜͝͠͠t̵̛̳̣̙̞̣̫̤͓̎̇͛h̵̨̺͔̖̦̅̎̑̋͆̕e̸̡̱͆̋̎ľ̵̡̧̛̠̗͎̤͈̬͖̋͠ę̷̧̡̣̥̻̱͇͎̘̪͈̯̼́̽̃͆͆̅̆̔̈́̌̎̂̕ͅs̶̬̰̰̰̝̙̩̼͎͖̝͖̈́͠s̴̨̬̯͕͐͌̽͝,̴̝̥̺̩̳͕͉̋͐̀̿͊̓̈̔͐̾̔͘̕͠͝ͅ ̶̧̢̣͙̪̹̅́̌̉̉͗̐͜ͅͅî̵͕̜̝̥͈̥̳̞͖̈́̈́̂̌͊̏̽̽̕͠n̶̨̡̨̛͎̰̰͔̺̖͑́ͅ ̵̨̧̮͖̼̜͕̟͕̓̄͐̔́͗́̎̿̓̒͘̚͠c̶͇̙̮̺̺͖̱̤̳͔͖̝̻̟̃̈́̿͊͒͗̅͘̚̕͜͝͠͝ą̷̛͇̝̟͉̝̖̠̠̾̽͗͐̃̾̑͌͆̎͠ͅs̷̛̞̼̞̦̪͇̖̳͓̯̍̿̃͛́̓̎͊̏̇͆̀̔̚ư̴̦̖̥͖̭̣̯̱̯̇͐̑̿̓̐͋͜á̷̟̐̀̋̊́̈́̌̃̃̄̈́͋͐͘l̸̙͉̫̾̿̎̈́́̂͗̏̕͘͘ ̸̡̹͉͇͐̉w̴̼͚͖̺̣̹̟͙̱̹͆̊̆̑̎̎͋̈́̓̿i̴̟̻̩̤̩͙̠̝̟̣͎̯̞̎̚͜s̶̗͎̮̰͍͓̝̻̦̎̓̾́̍́̓̓̐̋͗̿͘͘e̸̛̮̝͔̙̫̿͗͊͆́̆̂͌͐,̵̧̨͍͎̬̬̗̭͙͋̊ ̸̖̳͇͉͖͍̓̊͊̀̋͊̔͊̀̒͒͠e̵̛̳͍̪̗̝̝̱̯͉̒͋̋́̎̍͠é̸̯͈̲͋̾̈́̉̽̂̀̅̅̌̈́̃̕k̸̢͓͚̻̼͖̝͈͂̌̊͒̌̇̊̿̄̀̅̄̉̐ͅ ̶̛̛̰̦̣͛̋́͆́̿́̿͊͊̏î̷͖̪̞̹̺̞̯̞̟̀̄͐ͅṇ̶̤͙̦͖̣̩̖̠̣̎̽̂͜ ̶̰͎͔̪̭͎͉͎̺͍͇̈́͋̈́͋̿̚w̶̡̛̜̠̘̤̪̺͇̭̎̊͛̽̅͆̀̅̓͝ȓ̵̡͔̜͕̜̞̚i̷̧̨̗̘̞̟̠̺͝t̵̟̐̈͋̈́̑͌̄̑̈́͑̐͘̚̚͝ę̶̻̳̥͔̜̤͙̥̺̪̺̭̖̲̋͛̉͊̊̓̏͝n̵̢̪͓͔̝̮͕͒͜ͅ ̶͈̭͚̟̣͉̦͂͒̂̍͋̆͜w̴̝͒o̴̱͋̐̋̇̒̋͌͜r̴̛͇̪͎̩̺͓̜̗̙̘̿̀̂̈́́̏̓̐͛̆̽̕̕ḍ̸̿̃̔̆͠è̷̢͓͖̻̜̬̻̦͖̳̃͆͌̍̓̀̄͛͒͛͒̍̕̕s̵̼̲͚̐̾͂̈͑̍͊̈́̚ ̶̗̹͚̙͚̙͚̩̺̗̩̿̀̈̊̄͐̎̅͘͜͝u̸̢̖̣̬̳̹͒́͋͛́͛̄̓̀̒̈́ṗ̵ͅo̴̫̻͙̺̰̬̟̲̅̌̔͂n̵͈̞̫̙͕̬͍͓̘̏̆̎̉͗̃̊̽͋̍̿͆͐̿͜ͅͅ ̶̧̟̺̦̖̫̩̼̫͓͕̹̬̲̍̽̍̄̂͑̔͜t̴̨̡̢͕̘͔̞̩͉̫̹̲̄̃̌̇͂͆̇̕̕h̶͓̥̯͖͙͆̀͊̎̿̍͑̓͒͑̚͜͝e̷̡̗̰̖͎̣̱̼͎̤̲͐́̃͗̓̿̋̌͛̐̄̌̃ ̸̨̝̦̈͐̋͗̌͜n̷̨̗͉̳̭̝̻͍͉͚͎̆̀͐e̶̡̨̘̩̫̦̰̒̅́̋̔͆̈́͆͋̀́͘ͅt̶̳͈̺̬̫̯̎͛̂̐,̶͚̱́͆̋̽̀̅̄̍̋̉͘ ̸̫͖̣͖̓͛̾͆̔̈͂̿̆̍̀̽̍͌̐͜f̶͍̬̤͗̐͊͗̏̈͂͂̈́͗̀͒͜ͅo̸̧̧̩̞̮̳͇̬͔̣͗̓l̷̘̻̤̲̤̗̊̾̂̃̓̏̒̋͘͘͝ͅk̶̢̧̭̙͉̠̙̃̑͌̐̀̾̓͘̚͠ͅ ̶̨̧̛̳̭̪̯͈̈̄̓̄͆̈͛͆͛̄̃̃̆̀ŏ̵̦̮̖͈̮͖̥̫̟͙̣͊̃͋̅̽ư̴̪̦̱̇͊͂̀̈́̃͌͋͒̀̿̈́̍͠ͅg̴͍͐̃̎̍̄̀̈͒͗̎̚͠ḩ̵̛̭͕̗͋̂̌̒̃̋͗͂̈́͊̔̐̚̚t̵̡̧̛̤͓̥͍̯͔̘̗̟͍͆̇͌̂̾̄͛̚é̵̢̩̮͕̠̯̗̎͛ņ̴̢̧͙͍̲̦̼͉̙͆̒̍̕ ̷͇̖̭̌̐̎̅̈͋͗̐̕͘͜f̵̨̺͎̠͈̜̹̊̎̆́̎͋͊̌̅̈̋̓̽́̕͜͜i̶̦̼̪̒͒̃̌́͑̕͝r̶̛̹̖̔̽̊̓̏̇̐̾́͝s̷̬̩͕͖̝͉̗͐̒͆͂͐̉̅̊̽͐̌͠͝t̸̢̻͙̣̗̪̝͙͙̠̟̜͒̽̊̄̄̔͆̍̀̕͝ͅ ̴̧̳̤͓̜̺̤̫̀͌̀͘͠ͅt̶͍̅͆̀̌̂͘ơ̶̭̈̉̋͂̀̓́̑̑͂̓͘ ̷͇̟͕̦̮́̋͂̒̐́̓̽ự̶̹̻̝̱̮̖̍̃̀͑̈́̈́̊͌̈́̓̿̆ṡ̵̤͕͎̼̗̪̇͒̒ͅe̵̮͆͒̓̐̎̒̅̇̆̃̔̀̌n̴̨̲̭͇͍͂̓̊̅̆̎̏̂̔͘͝͠ ̷̡̹̲̹̺̺̙͉͓̭̜̠̆̇̂ͅm̸̱̾̋̃͛̾̑̒̀̂̚͝o̵̻͗̊͐̋r̷̡̜̻̗̰͉̰̘͍̠͖͌̔͜ę̵̞̰͚̐̔̆̅͂̒͝ ̶̢̛̼̖̦͕͂̎̐̌̈́̍̈́̈͗f̴̛͇̠̪̲̮̖̦̫͔͉̟͕̪̜̈̉̀͋̓̃̊͋͑̒̎̎̋̔͜ơ̵̛̰̼̙̳͈͔̬̗͙͓̜̼̝͌͊̍̋͂̿̐͂̾̊r̷̡̤͖̭͈̗̹̠͗͗̏͜͝͠m̴̲̝̖̮͍͇̓̈́̕͘͠a̴͇̼̳̜̩̜̺̲̋̔̔̍̅͗̍̾́̎́͜͠ļ̷̡͇̜̞͕̙̪̗̥̞̣̻̘̉͌͊̐̅̓͒ ̶̧̻̝̙̙͓̟̣̗̃̾̍̽̏s̸̡̨͕͇͇̪̘̠͎͇̻̞̮̅͜͝͝t̵̹̓i̴͓̱͓͓̦͈̐l̵̹̱͇̣̱̝̰̟͌͜e̴̛̯̹̻͓͔̼͍̳̙̒̌̂̔͜,̸̫͉͔̈́̿͗̅̋̍̿̀̄̈́̓̋̈́̊ ̵͙͐͛̄̒̈́͌͋͊͜t̸̪̼̂͘ǐ̷̭͓͚͖̙̳͔͆̑̂̑̃͐̓͆͑͘͘͝l̸̢̢̛̪̯̀͋́́̉̿͜ ̷͉̬̗͍̣̠̪͍̮̝̀͊̒̐́̉̚̕͜͝ť̸̢̗̮͉̗͕̥̻͇͍̗̬̺͊͛̀̌̋̃̀̎͒̍h̷̢̢͔͚͙̯̺̭̖͉̰̆̈́̑ͅê̵̹̫̰̦̘̼̐̈̂́̌́̏͒̌̑̚ẙ̷̠̬̹́ ̷̦̬̯̜̳͍͍̦̥̟͖̜̾͑͒̈́̂̈̀͗̉̅͘ͅȟ̵̨̡̨̢̧̝͈̭͈̬̹̣͙̑̌̐͗̀̑́̈́̈́͐̓̓ͅȁ̴͔̲̱̲̯̠͙̮̭̪͋̒̑̕͝n̷̡̧̦̜̯̩͎̭̥͔͑̈͋̐̉͑̄̀̈́̉̅͝͠ ̴̟̬͕̙̩̝̎͛̑̐͒̉̍͝ỷ̴̧̯͖̙̂̔͋͗͗̂͑̈́̑̀̄͠͠ͅ-̶̰͎͖̹͍̝́͌̈̑͐̆ḙ̵̢̗̹͔̿̋̐͊̒́̕͜͜s̷̛͎̼̘̫̈̎̎͝͝p̷̢̧̮̠̳͈͚̮̹̫̱̠̳̤̖̄̀̈́̓̀͌̏̕͠͠i̸̛̲͉̒̎͌̾̈̑̈́̔̀̅͆ę̶̥͍̬̬̌d̷̛̛̗̹̝̬͖̠̺̞̳̣͋͆̈̒̀͗͂́͋̑͋̔̕ͅ ̶̧̧̭̲͉̝͉͔̖̪͉̆t̸̪̬̭̗̐̃̓̽͘͠ͅh̶̝̫̉͛̽͑̐̎̏́͛̅̚̚̚ę̷̢̢͍̬̞̞͇̜̯̦̳̗͆̑́̃͌̀̄̂̚͜͜͝͝ ̵̧̮͕̤͛͛̊͋m̵̡̫̥͚̠̩̮͚͓͔͔̄̈̍̉o̶͍͠o̴̘͈̤̯̫͒͜d̷̢̮̹̱̔́̈́̅͂͌͌̀͋̔̋̕̚ ̸̡̢̡̢̱͕̫̤͉̲̪͈͖̓͛̊̋́̔̊͆̎ͅơ̷͋̊̂̿̈́̇̈͑́
Your example is the very reason there were attempts to standardize the language.
Your takeaway from this is that I was commenting on standardization?
Weird.
Unsurprising, but weird.
I want the bad-grammar version of Old English.
You got it. I’m waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too lazy to do it right!
Impressive still! I had assumed that it was the output of a translation program.
Part of it was. Part of it was me running it past someone I know who studies Old English. :D
Reminds me of Stephen Fry’s Language monologue.