• Wilco@lemm.ee
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    11 hours ago

    You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.

    I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.

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      5 hours ago

      I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!

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      11 hours ago

      I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!