• Nate@programming.dev
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    22 hours ago

    To be fair, I don’t think they put any language about high speed internet in the Constitution.

    Not that it’d stop him.

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      22 hours ago

      Once you’ve successfully stolen the Declaration of Independence, gotten the glasses from the Liberty Bell, and then burnt a clipping from the Declaration and turned the ashes into potassium nitrate, you can make a flash powder will reveal the text on the Bill of Rights right after the second amendment.

      “The right to bear arms and download porn at sick speeds.”