For me it was “Your mom looks like Gimli from Lord of the Rings.”. My best friend took a few seconds to process what I just said to him and then started crying laughing. Good times. I think it was the deadpan delivery that killed him.

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    Waiting tables, this is for real. 90% of the women I see are made up for date night* and all my coworkers are more attractive than average.

    * but not the men, many fewer men dress up for dates than women do