For me it was “Your mom looks like Gimli from Lord of the Rings.”. My best friend took a few seconds to process what I just said to him and then started crying laughing. Good times. I think it was the deadpan delivery that killed him.

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    20 hours ago

    My nephew was trash talking me about Mario Kart talking about how he’d smoke me because he had been playing it so long.

    My reply “I was playing this before you were born”