Doug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoI went back to warn them...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1774arrow-down13
arrow-up1771arrow-down1imageI went back to warn them...lemmy.worldDoug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 month ago And that’s why time travelers always assassinate folks instead of warning. Are you saying the CEO of United health care was executed by a time traveler? I’m down for this narrative.
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 month agoThat would explained how Luigi was partying with me at the time.
minus-squareDeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-21 month agoThat’s lame. Why didn’t they just do putin, or xi, or… um… that orange-skinned weirdo sent by putin* Or just go back all the way to hitler Or go back before all the monarchies are formed and kill all those shitheads. Kill baby Gengis Khan, Kill baby Julius Caesar, Kill Christopher Columbus, Kill the vikings, Kill Qin Shi Huang, Kill Hirohito. Edit: *Hypothetically speaking, calm your tits FBI, this is legal free speech
Are you saying the CEO of United health care was executed by a time traveler? I’m down for this narrative.
That would explained how Luigi was partying with me at the time.
That’s lame. Why didn’t they just do putin, or xi, or… um… that orange-skinned weirdo sent by putin*
Or just go back all the way to hitler
Or go back before all the monarchies are formed and kill all those shitheads.
Kill baby Gengis Khan, Kill baby Julius Caesar, Kill Christopher Columbus, Kill the vikings, Kill Qin Shi Huang, Kill Hirohito.
Edit: *Hypothetically speaking, calm your tits FBI, this is legal free speech