In seriousness:

• wake up
• go to gym, then go home and shower (how tf did i actually form a habit successfully???)
• stare off into space for a couple hours while i finish actually waking up
• sit down at computer and think about actually doing something i need to do
• spend the rest of the day passively watching anime or youtube instead
• go to bed mad at myself for not even doing anything i enjoy

Repeat. Endlessly.