If I say “shut up”, odds are about 99% it’s because you’re right. That other 1% of the time though …

I think I’ve tried to go to happy hour after work like less than 3xs, bc every time I just end up feeling like this panicked wolf when I try to have a conversation:

Wowsers. My kids look at me like I’m mad when I have to turn the kitchen extractor the other side of the room off when we eat dinner. HOW CAN YOU THINK WITH THAT CONSTANT HUM.