When I joined Lemmy, the map of the entrances was in a GitHub repository, and you had to pass a vibe check at whatever door you chose. The first door I chose suddenly disappeared a month later and I had to find a different door and wear a different hat when I come in.

The rooms you can see changes depending on which door you walk in through. The door I use now doesn’t like wallpaper and so none of the rooms appear to have any. There’s also a distinct lack of all the leg lamps that I hear people who come in through other doors complaining about. I’ve found a handful of rooms dedicated to different kinds of leg lamps, but only if I track them down and map them so I can find those rooms again later. And many of the rooms only have one or two pieces of furniture in them as well.

The first time I find a room that’s a quarter of an inch bigger than the dimensions of the house would allow, I’m selling this house of leaves-ass place and never looking back.