I can’t believe these aren’t available in my package manager
# We check if the server is on by asking the ALU to perform an operation, $result = 1 + 1; if ($result == 2) { print "Server is ON.\n"; } else { print "Server is OFF.\n"; print "Power on the system before attempting to run any programs!\n"; }Brilliant
cdrewind Rewind CDROMs before ejection.
lol wut
You don’t want to get a fine for returning an unrewound disk
Be kind, rewind.
Commands are often run over high speed ssh or telnet sessions, causing Command Fault Heat State Exception (CFHSE) errors due to overbauding.
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A Java/Swing GUI front-end for the “ed” line editor. This enhances the classic “ed” editor by wrapping it in an easy to use GUI. The GUI provides tunable options such as sound effects, themes, and has an awe-inspiring monochrome splash screen.
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No shit, I’m going to need the
l33tscript though.I’m also a fan of
baud. I really should aliascattobaud -400 cator thereabouts.Bonus: run
baud -800 bat --color=alwaysand you get that wonderful old dot matrix printer feeling of the cursor just stopping whenever the color codes are being processed.I sometimes use
pvfor that:Shell pipeline element to meter data passing through



