What the fuck was this mess…? I am completely at a loss on what to say. I can’t stand bitching about RT scores , how the fuck does this have 88%? How the hell did basically 9 out of ten reviewers say it was fresh?
Unbelievably terrible acting and an even more terrible storyline, the whole thing just had no overall direction.
The film opens up with really terrible clips of medieval men fighting with odd music and sound bites. I had zero idea what the connection was. However, at first the movie did show some promise.
From then on, total disappointment. Apparently, covering yourself up with iodine makes the infected leave you alone; it goes nowhere with that. The Doctor seems to have had an endless supply of iodine and morphine but it doesn’t always make them leave you alone.
I am not sure what is more baffling about the alpha zombies that they are built like someone who eats 8000 calories a day, that they are smart and fast or that they really have no point in the movie, apart from showing their massive cocks.
On a side note apparently eating nothing but worms will make you really fat.
The huge piles of bones and skulls…why? Oh I get it he is insane but he can diagnose lymphoma by feeling up her tits.
No back story with the baby being born normal but it did provide a really stupid scene and a bonus comically predictable silly scene.
And… then… there was the guys at the end …
What in the fuck?
jumpsuits
British teeth
power rangers
Set to what was the music?
I enjoyed the first two movies but yeah, THAT is what they want to turn into a trilogy? I don’t imagine the third one will ever see the light of day. The plot was nonsense and so much of movie felt self-indulgent.
Not to mention the jumpsuit guys are based on one of the most prolific sex offenders/pedos in British history! I will definitely be skipping whatever they pump out next.
Not to defend the movie or anything but my understanding is that based on the movie’s timeline none of the characters knew that he was a Serial pedo becase the rage virus hit in and i think that is the point.