Okay so Lucifer obviously upset his sky-daddy, is demoted from being an angel permanently, is cast down to rule an entire sector of the afterlife called Hell which we come to know where all damned souls go after they die.
What is the logic of God practically awarding Lucifer an entire realm for him to rule on his own and nearly contest God’s power?
That’s like imprisoning someone to home confinement when they live in a mansion.


Too cool for God.
the bible says satan causes illness but then god causes the firstborn to die, causes plagues, and so on.
the bible says god is good but god is a judgemental ass, who raped a woman and impregnated her, and who forces suffering onto people. while satan welcomes all who come to his realm, to better themselves.
satan’s the real protagonist, not god. and the bible is so self contradictory that science alone holds the answers.
edit: likewise, if you look at greek mythology, Hades is actually pretty chill compared to the rest. He still abducts Persephone to make her his wife, but he treats her decently and lets her visit family and friends. Can’t say that about Zeus, who gets angry randomly and fucks anything, regardless of whether it’s moving
God is an absentee landlord and Lucifer is a fan of man
I prefer some of the Gnostic interpretations of Lucifer, or Satan, where he attempts to introduce knowledge (gnosis) to Adam and Eve by way of the forbidden Fruit of Knowledge in an effort to ‘awaken’ them. Meanwhile, God the evil Demiurge does not want Adam and Eve to truly know what lies beyond Him, forcing Satan out.
God is the real evil! Satan doesn’t rule hell, God does. Even more contradictions!
“Spread love and love thy neighbor…NOW BURN IN HELL!!”
Logically, it would make sense for the evil entity to try to manipulate people into believing they are the good one and the good one is the bad one
Yeah, why does God have to be judgemental, mannn… It’s not like people do horrific things like enslaving (what God punished the egyptians for after literally 9 warnings) genocide, rape(a sin of Sodom and Gomorrah) cause illness or hoard money. /s
Also, Mary did literally consent and then praised God.
Luke 1:35, 38
Luke 1:46-49
Also
Didn’t god create rape, genocide, disease, etc… by definition? Or he can’t do anything about that?
Also I’m not sure if a teenage girl can consent when it’s the god of the universe. Pretty wild power dynamics there.
The “teenage” part isn’t biblical either. And she clearly did. God wouldn’t have chosen someone who was unwilling.
God will destroy these evils - but you call that “judgy”
The folly of trying to have your cake and eat it