I think you might underestimate C-sections. My ex had one and older women could visually recognize it, because she struggled to walk for awhile.

The Nyquil that helps you sleep is a Godsend when I feel like this.

Then post it for the rest of us.

Also pedophilia on private islands!

We can’t all be Randy Pitchford. I bet it runs so well for him. :(

Those are some nice fucking trees.

They’re not premium gamers. It’s about what’s inside your soul, not the kind of PC you have.

Nah, what’s the problem? I don’t mind.

We’ve met different gorillas and orangutans, I suppose.

Don’t these things have a “kamikaze on target” setting by default now? Any Karen harassing you does so at his or her own peril.

The last dog I had was a ~30 minute ride. The owner fell asleep and the dog stood on the middle console and leaned against me for pets. Admittedly not the safest, but what was I to do.

Not 100% relevant, but I recently opted into Uber Pet rides and they’re always the highlight of my day. I’ve already had a repeat rider, Chomp the lab. Just wanted to brag, I guess.

Edit: Fuck Uber though, for real.

Thank God for Senators!

Was that what you expected?

In Europe, they have raised, covered chicken bridges every few blocks, so this isn’t even an issue. Also public transportation and smaller cars, so they can actually see a damn chicken over the hood of their tiny, perfect baby cars.

🤞

Like someone else mentioned, Schedule I could work (and is really fun). GTA or any other clone, maybe? That old Drug Wars game for Texas Instruments calculators.

If you notice they get wet before you’ve used them to towel off, congrats, they’re into you. If they’re dry as a bone when you use them, they’re really not enjoying it, at all. It’s not rocket science.

Nice to see so many fellow le gentlesirs here.

tips hat to you

Ohhhhh shiiiiiit, tomorrow’s a big daaaaaay!