Would I fuck myself over by putting it on a partition on the same drive as my Windows install? It’s my fastest hard drive, but I can’t just immediately give up everything I have on Windows.

Let’s call the whole thing off!

Ballsy move. I hope she’s okay.

Wow.

My answer, too. I remember being uncertain how I’d be received as an American. I stopped in a random restaurant once to ask for quick directions. The lady didn’t just give me some “fuck off”/simplistic “go that way” answer, she walked from behind the counter, came around, took the map I was holding out of my hand, and spent SEVERAL minutes explaining to me in perfect English all kinds of helpful info.

I loved that place.

Lay’s Potato Chips: thin slices of potatoes fried and covered in salt.

They also own 2.7% of private land in Florida and 1 in every 550 acres of private land in the U.S.:

It felt like the ultimate China hype piece to me?

I need someone like you around.

Best I can do is pay you to dick cows?

When we lived in a bigger place, we got used to going down to the massive Asian supermarket, the French bakery, the Balkan place down the street, the dirt-cheap Salvadorean/pupusa place. I admit I did start taking it for granted, then moved away and remembered, “Oh, right, they don’t have cool stuff everywhere.”

I pray it faces record-breaking piracy.

If he’s into documentaries, see if he might like the Adam Curtis documentary HyperNormalisation.

Damn, OP BLASTED the news outlets!

Great suggestion.

They don’t have to brag about it, sheesh.

Does it explain how or why there are so many Marios?

I can see how targeted ads like that would be overwhelming. Would you like me to sign you up for a free 7-day trial of BetterHelp?

Bring back the UI team from 6 and I’m sold.

Why would you do this when the functionality is built right in?

1. Open Photoshop
2. Select the Ellipse Tool
3. Draw a Circle of Your Choosing
4. Press Print Screen on Your Keyboard
5. Voila! A Fresh Circle to Paste/Insert Into Your GIMP Project!