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FiniteBanjo@feddit.online to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago

If tomato is a fruit then lasagna is a fruit tart.

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If tomato is a fruit then lasagna is a fruit tart.

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago
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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world
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    This, ladies and gentlemen, is a shower thought. Nice one!

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      It was low hanging fruit.

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        I dunno, man. It seems apples to oranges.

  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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    Fruit pie

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      Yeah crust on top. Its a pie.

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        wait, you finish your lasagna with just plain pasta? You don’t cover it with more sauce and cheese?

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          Egg wash it. Crispy top

          Edit: and cheese and a spritz of oil but certainly not more sauce on top. Way to wet

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    If my gramma had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.

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      Y’know, if it had ham in it, it’s closer to a British carbonara

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      And then everyone would ride her

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        That was not the order of operations for their grandmother

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    Pizza is a fruit pie

    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.onlineOP
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      I thought about that too but I think the Mozz disqualifies it sadly.

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        So is cheese cake not a cake?

        And cheese danishes not pastries?

        Pizza is a fruit pie.

        Lasagna is a fruit cake.

        Water is lava.

        Cats are living with dogs.

        Mass hysteria is already here.

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          Good luck with your Mozzarella Cheesecake, pal.

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            Don’t tempt me with a good time homie! Now excuse my while I eat my Mac and cheddar cereal.

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              I would be interested in a mozzarella cheesecake. Like a soufflé but less egg?

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    Lasagna is tomato cake

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      Keep on going. Eventually you’ll prove that lasagna is a sandwich.

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        Is there such thing as a sandwich cake?

        After a quick googling, I’m going with sponge cakes are a sandwich.

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        Only if you put it on top of a pizza and below an upside-down pizza.

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          You know… Lasagna is sauce, cheese and vegetables or meat on a dough base.

          Lasagna is a pizza.

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          Getting closer. What if you think of pasta as type of unleavened bread. It’s made of wheat flour after all.

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        Its a dagwood multiple layers of toppings, with layers of bread in between

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      Just said the same thing further up. Doubly so for veggie lasagne containing even more fruits like zucchini and peppers.

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      As it contains cheese!

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        A layered tomato cheesecake.

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    I’m not sure if I buy this but a sweet lasagna could be interesting 🤔

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      there are dessert lasgnas, like dessert pizzas

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        I will look into dessert lasagna!

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        Layer cake is a dessert lasagna.

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          What is cake? It sounds like there are some options here 😋

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      How about “veggie” lasagna, which I mostly made up of fruits like zucchini and peppers? Grain for the dough? Dehulled nuts. Sounds like a cake to me not completely unlike baclava.

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        I have made baklava as recently as a year ago, and have heard of savory baklava, so why not?

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    Waiting on the new lasagna-flavored Pop-Tarts to appear any day now…

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      That’s just a hot pocket.

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    I think we might have very different definitions of tart.

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    if your lasagna is tart you better toss it

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