Have you SEEN the world we’re in? This society is a dumpster fire!

…can I watch?

Is anyone else as confused as I am?

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted. This IS how you stop it.

No hookers?

Ok…what’s meshtastic? I still haven’t clicked the article, and know nothing of which you speak.

I’d say this title is for people like me. I think it sounds cool.

Peanut Butter?

Oh they absolutely do. Consequences aren’t a thing for this government. And won’t be until people unite.

Dammit! All I got was health problems from it…

American here…who?

In 2008, someone did the math. Just from 2 years of Wii sales, just the hardware, not the games, Nintendo could stay afloat for 163 years based on the ecconomy at the time.

So, lets adjust for inflation that we know it is today, and call it 110 years.

I don’t think it’s been 110 years since 2006. I could be wrong though. Covid screwed up everybodies internal clock.

C’mon now. Old elderly white men who could die any minute is what this country has exclusively elected since 2016.

If anything he has a better chance than AOC at being president, simply for having white hair, wrinkles, and a penis.

Well, a big part of the show is getting people in the front all wet and sticky. Making a real mess!!!

This is done by hitting watermellons with giant mallots, and spraying everyone with the chaos!

…wait. I’m thinking of Gallagher. They should tour together.

“MY LAPTOP DOESN’T WORK!!!”

“What’s wrong with it?”

“I CAN’T GO TO ALEX JONES CONSPIRACY EMPORIUM!”

“Oh. That’s because I blocked it.”

“WHAT??? UNBLOCK IT!!!”

“No.” closes bedroom door

Whats not to know?

Step 1) Open the browser.

There is no step 2. Just go wherever you want, and read. Or watch videos. If you don’t know where something is, search for it. The browser does all the work. That’s like saying you don’t know how to use a microwave.

Here’s how you make people aware of your products.

You sell a quality product for a reasonable price.

That’s it.

Instead, capitolism has become this game of cat and mouse where the consumers ALWAYS lose. Just a game of shrinking product sizes, reducing quality, and raising prices. Little by little.

It’s most obvious when you haven’t had a product in a while, maybe years, and you grab it again. Only to realize they’ve gone through several iterations of enshitification.

When I was a kid, Andy Capps Cheese Fries used to be about as long as my pinky, and they were thick. Now it’s like the length of my pinky until my second knockle, and it’s like the same thickness as a pretzle stick. Sure, it’s technically the same product, but everytime I buy them I realize why I was disappointed the last time I bought them. And I won’t buy them for another 5 years. Maybe by then they’ll be the length of my pinky nail and as thick as a sewing pin, but cost 8 dollars instead of the 25 cents it was when I was a kid.

They did a durability test on hammers. In one side was an old rusty hammer. It had a date of 1931 on it. In the other was a brand new hammer bought that same day from Home Depot.

The new hammer crumbled long before the 1931 hammer did. This test was done in 2017.

But I never buy products because they advertise. I buy them because I remember how good it was the last time.

Except now, you’re advertising BAD memories. Because when I go in expecting this much, with this quality, and instead I get a fraction of it, with only a fraction of the quality…congradulations. You saved money on production costs. You also pushed your customer away from being a repeat customer.

All this business schools, and all the data they have I’m sure shows that their way is better. So explain to me why it seems businesses these days struggle to make the line go up, but when I was a kid business was booming?

Preach!!!

YouTuber Hunter Irving set out to make the Japan-only ASCII Keyboard Controller for the GameCube compatible with Animal Crossing.

Literally the second sentence of the article.

Someone like AOC is the only shot at a president that would actually release it.

You act like Bernie doesn’t exist. I’m 100% confident that he’s not assosiated with that hot mess in any way.

Like I feel like that would be an obvious thing,

I would have NEVER thought of this…

How are there no personal versions for wandering around on a sunny day with portable shade that gets you a charged battery pack?

Oh my god! THATS what umbrella man was doing! Whew! Solved a huge conspiracy there!

…wait, but that STILL proves he was a time traveler! Dammit!