Pretty sure if she had been popular at the time, most soldiers in WWII would have fought for Marilyn Monroe.

But she didn’t come around until the 60s.

Well…here’s the thing. Step 1 of your plan is to install windows 11.

In the words of Manny Calavera:

“I don’t really want to do that…”

Dammit. I typed that, and then said “no…that don’t look right…”

Then I typed “asterict”, and said “That don’t look right either…”

I mean…to be fair, he did achieve all his promises. He got people back to work, making living wages.

There’s just this HUGE astrict next to that statement that he did so by murdering millions of people, thus creating a demand for jobs. He also only counted German born white heterosexual males. Sure, unemployment was virtually nonexistant, but women, gays, mentally challenged, other races all were not included in the employment pool.

And the jobs they held were manufacturing war efforts. Whether that was building tanks, making food rations, drilling for oil, it all paid a living wage, and they got to blame someone who wasn’t them.

You ALWAYS have to look for the astrict. It’s like the terms and conditions of the monkeys paw.

grandma

his brain cancer

…what?

Literally how hitler became popular in Germany. He basically said “your lives are shit, this country should be ashamed of how poor it’s gotten, but I’m here now to improve everyones lives, and blame it on someone who isn’t you”.

And people said “Yeah, that guy isn’t afraid to tell the truth!”

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.

It’s still Dec 31st.

Edit: Greetings all timezones east of here! It is now Jan 1st, and it is YOU who is behind!

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE!!! IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!!! but that might be because it’s cold as balls outside, so I’m having a salted caramel hot chocolate with marshmellows.

What? Yes I’m 42, but it’s fucking delicious!

Why couldn’t it have been Earth???

Wild orgies.

Most Bond villains are just eccentric billionaires using Sci-Fi technologies to become trillionaires through commodity speculation.

You just described Elon Musk.

Are you saying you get smarter as you drink? Or that you need a drink to forget your embarassment?

Ok, NOW the shower thought makes a lot more sense.

Kids crush them into powder, and snort it like coke.

At least we did in the 80s…

Because if you show the original video, thats copyright infringement, and pirating of content.

Show the “reaction”, and it falls within fair use. Even if the reactor doesn’t DO anything.

You got me like oooOOOoooo!!!

Nope. I lived with a girl, and we got cats. Lived with her for the next 4 years with those cats.

We fell apart as a couple. I assumed she was going to take the cats. I wasn’t stopping her. But she wanted nothing to do with the cats.

Which, truth be told, was the outcome I wanted anyways. The cats always loved me more than her.

But for the next 10 years, anytime they’d be sleeping, and I’d pet them, they always snapped their heads up to see who it is.

It’s me. It’s always me.

I can get why they’d have that reaction for the first year. Still in the habbit of multiple people living with them.

But they ALWAYS checked, everytime, until the day they died. They were happy to see me, everytime, but they still checked.

…anyone got a nuke?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/256273647337

Found one. Took me 10 seconds. Super expensive though.

Yeeeeaaaaah. Kids today are just too busy with their skibidi toilet, and their school shooting drills. We didn’t have either of those things when I was a kid. You know what we had??? Jurassic Park! And Jurassic Park is awesome!

Remember when Toys R Us had a giant stack of these, being sold for like $5 each? I think Dreamcast was either already out, or just around the corner. And I said “That game looks cool. Too bad I’ll never get to play it…”