Hmmmm, must not be American.

American here.

Yeah, you shouldn’t come here. No one should. Shits bad here. Have you heard of ICE??? No, not frozen water. The bad ICE.

Nothing in this country is worth visiting.

To be fair, there’s a baby picture of me. I’m no more than 5 days old. I look like I’m already sick of life’s shit.

What can I say? This world has just always been full of bullshit, and I hsve no tolerance.

Like shrinkflation. My last bottle of Dawn said 70oz. The one I bought last week was $0.70 more expensive, and it’s 66oz.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking bullshit!

But I also still consider the Wii a “new” game console

Because it is. It only came out…

does the math

…whoa. When did my hair go grey? When did nazis infiltrate the government???

Jesus christ!!! How long was my nap???

Thats not true at all. My alarm goes off, and I hit snooze, like “Oh, just five more years…”

The way it normally boots is first it shows the dell logo, then a black screen. Then a Z at the bottom of the screen. Then the Z turns into the word Zorin, and then it boots.

The way it doesn’t boot, is the dell logo shows, then the black screen, but it just hangs there forever. The Z never comes. It just stays on the black screen before the Z.

I still get freezes. Then when I try to power off and power back on, it won’t boot. Then a day or two will go by, and it boots.

What I see time and time again are people saying “I HAVE TO use Windows at work, but I don’t use it at home”.

So, logically that means Windows is losing market share to Mac and Linux, right?

Well, no. What I see over the past 20 years is that people just stopped buying PCs for personal use.

At this point, it really feels like if you’re over 55, you’re in the minority if you own a PC. If you’re younger than 30, you’re in the minority if you own a PC.

And for 30-55 year olds, it’s simple. You grew up with PCs, so you’re used to them. Everyone else just sees it as “that thing we use at work”

So, no. People dropping microsoft from their own personal lives doesn’t mean they switch to linux. It just means they use their cell phone or tablet to browse the web. Because for most people, thats all a pc is anyways. Just a machine to browse the web on.

Buddy, I hate to tell you this…but thats not in human nature.

What I have seen time and time again, is people are herded like sheep. A select few will take advantage of this, and herd the masses to their control.

Been like this for thousands of years.

I’m on ZorinOS, which I’m told is very similar to Mint.

Why have windows calculator when you can have windows calculator guess what you want to calculate, get it wrong, spy on you, and use that spying to serve you targetted ads all at the same time? #innovation

Ya know, I’m not a linux “supporter” in the traditional sense. I usually find it annoying when people hijack these threads to say they use linux.

But man…even though I don’t have a clue what I’m doing in linux, I’d rather be on linux than windows 11.

Ah, drat! My one weakness! Claws! Oh, and teeth. So two weaknesses.

Oh, and spikes.

Oh, and fire.

Pointed rocks.

Long falls off of cliffs.

Ok, I have many weaknesses!

Given how much energy is needed to run AI, and given how much of it Meta is running, I’d say it’s fair to say that Meta wants to sell you stuff while THEY burn the world down

Question 1) Who is…BATMAN???

“Please verify your age”

Please fuck off.

…who has free electricity, and how do I get in on that?

What would you doooOOOOOooooo… for a Klondike bar with an old dell server?

Or ICE agent. Dealers choice.

I’d eat a burger called “Hammy McBurger”.

McDonalds! Get on this! Forget your stupid monopoly game!

Just bring back the Arch Deluxe, call it the Hammy McBurger. Market it as “Life is stupid, nothing makes sense. Now eat a Hammy McBurger! Consume!!!”

It’s one banana! How much could it possibly cost? $10?