A pizza you can make in a toaster oven

And just like that, all the apes, funged.

If you don’t ask, they default to Autechre

On a large scale, doomed (see also: the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

On a personal scale, not having children is a perfectly legitimate choice.

Someone should make a client or helper application for it and name it Sammich (with a sandwich as the logo, of course).

Whom did they displace in Eastern Germany? Scandinavians like the ones in Poland, or continental Germanic peoples?

It would be more useful if you could unlock the bootloader and make it boot into Linux (or your arbitrary OS of choice), and be able to drive the hardware. You could get rid of most of the functionality baked into iOS and just repurpose the hardware as a monitor/info display/emulator/photo frame/whatever, without the overhead of yesteryear’s general-purpose tablet computer.

When it dies, some of the normies who inhabited it looking for advice on DIY home repairs and cooking and TV shows will come here, take one look at the pissposting freaks they’d be trapped with and run for the safety of Facebook and its AI boomer slop with their tails between their legs.

They’ll eat them. Depending on the frog species, they may even do so more than once.

Berlin has the Ringbahn, which is similar.

“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”

I use 1Blocker, which seems to be pretty good at blocking annoyances. Would there be anything to gain from switching to uBlock?

2. It’s about breaking the power of tech workers by reducing them from highly skilled specialists to interchangeable low-status workers whose job is to clean up botshit until it compiles. (Given that the machine does the real work and they’re just tidying up the output it generates when prompted, they naturally don’t merit high wages or indulgent perks, even if getting 30,000 lines of code regurgitated from the mashed-up contents of Github and Stack Overflow working is more cognitively tasking than writing that code from scratch would have been.)

Seems a bit right-wing

Surely a significant proportion of the owners would be Saudi/Emirati/Qatari royalty and thus would claim diplomatic immunity, or failing that, threaten to crash the economy by withdrawing investments unless they’re let off the hook and everyone who had the temerity to enforce the law against them loses their job.

In the fediverse, “underage” means under 40.

Go to mullvad.net and make an account. It’s a 16-digit number, and you’re never asked for personal information. There’s no credit on it, but you can pay with a card, crypto if you do that sort of thing, or by sending some banknotes in the post to the company along with the account number to top up.

Whoever owns the sexbots and gets a juicy, monetisable stream of very intimate personal data from people of all demographics, of course.

On the face of it, this falls foul of numerous anti-bribery laws and regulations of the sort employees of companies such as Apple are required to do tests on annually. (If you ever so much as worked as a mail clerk at a large company, you will have clicked through multiple-choice tests driving home that, should you somehow find yourself in a position of trading a bottle of champagne or some Superbowl tickets for a multi-million-dollar contract in some exotic foreign land, that sort of thing is absolutely not on, and will cost you your job if not federal prison time.)

On the other hand, those rules were drafted back when America saw itself as qualitatively above the sordid corruption that less fortunate nations were mired in. Those days are as far gone as the drag clubs of Weimar Berlin.

250,000 lines of brand new legacy code nobody has ever thought about or understood? Good luck with that.