Easy! I haven’t gone out for coffee for a couple of years now, so I should definitely…

Checks bank account

Oh no

Yeah, there are ways around this.

I’m just tired.

UK age filter be like:

Access granted.

Hmm seems suspicious.

Can you prove you’re not a Korean baby?

“But it’s worth noting that the same process would likely result in the production of unstable and potentially radioactive isotopes of gold. As such, Rutkowski admitted, the gold would have to be stored for 14 to 18 years before it could be labeled radiation-safe.”

Ah yes, 18-year vintage, very nice choice. Pairs well with a 3 carat lab grown diamond!

I hear you, but a 99% chance of being obnoxious isn’t a great review.

I think I’ll just stick to not driving when tired.

Of course, happy to do so. I’ll report back with my experience when I have it working!

This is really neat, I’m going to spin it up tomorrow!

I’ll get a 4k monitor when my current one breaks.

It probably only has a decade or so left!

You’re not wrong, but most of us don’t have the benefit of ranked choice in our jurisdictions. Until we can get that, I’ll continue to vote against the greater evil.

I dream of being able to one day vote for something instead of being forced to vote against something.

Delamain this ain’t

You are incredibly good at counting

Most normal response once you find out your family member is on Roblox.

Man, I love these interactions on Lemmy. So wholesome!

'E’s only mostly dead.

Getting tired of these AI article pictures.

I’m gonna say CGI. Arm isn’t mounted to the floor (I can tell by the pixels), no cables going to the arm, holding the bowling ball like that is extremely unsafe.

As someone who just moved into a 1965 house - yep, plugs absolutely wear out. These are some sloppy bois.

You’ve got it all wrong. We’ve got the exact same toilets! They just struggle with the compressed remains of my three brunch big macs…

My grandfather always used to lick his drill press before changing the drill bit. It’s very important and highly recommended! You might drill the wrong size hole otherwise.

I haven’t licked my drill press as much as I should, but if I had to, I bet I could lick 100 drill presses.