Probably tried blowing through it to make the picture look “Better”. Surprise! He succeeded!

We don’t need more souls games.

Tape the phone to your cat or something so the tumbler is seeing some action. Otherwise it’s just a phone laying on a surface playing videos.

Oh fuck off with paranormal horseshit. There is no legitimacy, there will never be. They are absolutely a part of the problem.

“Adding missing information” Like… From where?

Car turn right again! Yay!

Glad I left that shithole.

Make a game that’s just Snow Day and make it available 24/7. Instantly better than RL.

What a joke. Good luck with that.

Asshole clickbait headline.

Let them fight.

Reviews make it sound like a nightmare. People building bases all up on top of each other because it’s the easiest places to get resources.

Sucks to suck.

“Just stop having fun at work”

Great advice there.

Retro Encabulator

Sounds like you’re set bro. Just treat every question like you don’t actually know the answer.

“My name? Uh… Uh…”

Start to question if you really do know your own name. Are there actually 5 lights? There MIGHT be!

Just get “nervous” at every question and you’re golden.

The only thing I agree with is the last thing you said. “It’s all trash”

I’ll feel uplifted when he’s a corpse.

It would require a lot more Delta-V but I think we should send him to the Sun instead.