PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]

Tractors.

If you need something done, write me a list, otherwise every you told me will be forgotten the second I hear a song I like.

Just proving they have nothing worth posting

Chest freezer, vacuum sealer, wired electric impact wrench.

Where did Epstein die?

Fill it with this

Depends on the day and mood, but Firestarter by The Prodigy is a good speaker stress tester.

Everything in cars being replaced by screens. If auto manufacturers could figure out how to make the steering wheel a screen, they would. Impossible to work on those things.

Can’t forget about Dubrovnik and the Game of Thrones fan.

I enjoy the feeling of being hit by a pressure washer. Just zone out and let the sensations take over.

Instrumentation Tech. Those people run our systems, we’d be fucked without them. Factor in the two for one electrician training and you’re set.

Side projects and hobbies are your best friend when it comes to resumes. Proof of concept, essentially.

Trade companies are always looking for people in the tech field, as machines and rigs are becoming more and more complex. IT support will definitely get you something in those fields.

The RIPline.

Don’t listen to them, this is who you’re posting with

Don’t know what that’s supposed to do when you hit the waves, but every little bit helps.

I have the Martinis and Medicine collection and you have the option to completely turn off the laugh track.

Now, no laugh track for the show except for the ER would be a fun thing to see

Very rarely do people like this actually want to discuss why they are the way they are. They don’t care about your opinion, and will actively react negatively to any push back. Of course, you can always block them, but there is another choice

I’m not trained in dancing but have shown up in the background of music videos because of my skills. Nothing impressive, but still good enough to he on camera.