Growing out of video games is a thing. Maybe youre just not into them anymore but its hard to realize because they’ve been such a constant in your life.

Not even at 18, is still quite young and developing. Wait until you’re fully jaded in your mid 20s

Empty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.

Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.

As a horny tween/teen I would fuck the toilet seat.

That might not be the grossest thing I’ve ever done, but its sure up there.

Ah, so Jobst was just lying to his audience for years about it all. I always thought he seemed kinda sus.

You can be emo and moe at the same time tho

Cool 😎

24 and 7 make a pythagorean triple with 25 as the hypotenuse. If the problem uses one pythagorean triple, it probably uses another, so I assume x is 15, and the radius is 20.

Go to bed at like 630. Wake up around 1130 and you will have enough energy to act on your midnight motivation. Go back to bed at 4 am.

Two phase sleep is honestly pretty great if you can work it into your schedule. The night just has a different vibe to it, y’know?

Immigration customs enforcement.

… three years from now

Currently have tools all over my kitchen for the past year too. Don’t even have a kitchen project im ignoring! Just a bunch of other random stuff getting ignored instead :/

Sometimes I have to ignore my deep cleaning motivation because I know it won’t be enough to finish the job. I try to save it all up for a better time.

Even if you did drink water today, you probably didnt drink enough.

Go drink some what now.

Exactly. What really bugs me about lefty/antiwork sentiment lately is that it increasingly seems to be built upon and pushing fundamentally flawed black/white style concepts with unrealistic demands that don’t understand the nuances of the world we live in.

This is antithetical to progress, it alienates many supporters and breeds politically useless extremism.

How can a business/company grow and develop if it doesnt make net profit?

I dont see how I can concentrate if im passed out in the middle of the day lol.

What if caffeine doesnt work on me?

I got 10 hours of sleep last night, drank a coffee at noon. Still crashed at 130 and had to take an afternoon nap like normal.

This is me. Help how do i do stuff?