Magic reached that point more than 10 years ago…

I had the same thought…

Hey now, don’t be so hasty.

But then there will be nobody to rent your second house too!

Any image editing tool like mspaint or similar. Just copy paste the pixels into a new image file. Though, the program youre using will probably still add it’s own metadata to the new file, but all the original metadata from the camera won’t be there.

If that was me, i’d text her right after the date asking to subscribe to fish facts.

Wiresless headphones. Blasting some music really helps me override the invisible walls around doing mundane tasks.

Im proud to say that this morning i actually got up and did some of the things i planned to do!

Maybe i can do it again next month also…

Would.

Growing out of video games is a thing. Maybe youre just not into them anymore but its hard to realize because they’ve been such a constant in your life.

Not even at 18, is still quite young and developing. Wait until you’re fully jaded in your mid 20s

Empty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.

Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.

As a horny tween/teen I would fuck the toilet seat.

That might not be the grossest thing I’ve ever done, but its sure up there.

Ah, so Jobst was just lying to his audience for years about it all. I always thought he seemed kinda sus.

You can be emo and moe at the same time tho

Cool 😎

24 and 7 make a pythagorean triple with 25 as the hypotenuse. If the problem uses one pythagorean triple, it probably uses another, so I assume x is 15, and the radius is 20.

Go to bed at like 630. Wake up around 1130 and you will have enough energy to act on your midnight motivation. Go back to bed at 4 am.

Two phase sleep is honestly pretty great if you can work it into your schedule. The night just has a different vibe to it, y’know?

Immigration customs enforcement.

… three years from now