“Nothing of value was lost.”

“Hahahahaha… inhales …Why?”

That’s a start I guess, but the joy of their games is playing them on the phone.

Damn, how long has it been now? A decade? I’ve been playing this game almost as long as Minecraft. And just like Minecraft I feel a little guilty having only paid for it once. It’s worth twice whatever they’re charging.

This is one of the best pick-up/put-down time wasters. except it’s not a waste of time, it’s stays very fresh and engaging.

I really wish Mini Motorways wasn’t locked to Apple Arcade. Can you hear me, Dinosaur Polo? RELEASE MOTORWAYS AS A BUYABLE APP!

“These boots are Italian, they’re worth more than your life.”

And

“A lot of people go to college for seven years. - Yeah, they’re called Doctors.”

Is this the same animators as Scavengers Reign?

Tingle will be played by Patton Oswalt.

Miyazaki is my favorite angry old man.

Okay, this one is better than usual.

LOAD “JUMPMAN”,8,1

A-Type for 60 minutes, all is right with the world.

It’s Zoro with Ryoga! They’re going accidentally walk off the face of the Earth.

I would play the shit out of Frieren Eternal.

You may be able to paint Jeff Bridges, but can you paint The Dude?

Subbing just out of support.

Manapilled.

I stand corrected. (Allegedly.)

Two apps, OneNote.

It’s right up there with Tony Blair David Cameron fucking a pig.

There no proof, but… it seems possible.