Pre-rendered graphics.

They rendered each sprite from a 3D model on a supercomputer, then copied that image to the SNES ROM. All the SNES did was load the readymade images as needed. No SuperFX chip, but the original DKC carts had more ROM storage than any SNES game before it.

Ubisoft just needs to get comfortable with no longer owning their games. 😈

Settle down, Charlie Day.

Bullet points work best when using a 9mm font size.

That’s disgusting.

Thank you.

Charlie Kirk looks weird to me now when his face isn’t photoshopped.

Very deserved. Can’t wait for season 2.

That plate has a criminal lack of french fries.

Haven’t been lied to like this since 48 Hours.

That was beautiful.

It’s true. I had a friend who did a whole sex and died!

Blue Shift is much shorter than Half-Life or Opposing Force, but it is a lot of fun to try to get out of Black Mesa alive without a power suit or excessive weaponry.

Still waiting for Mini Motorways to not be gatekept by Apple Arcade on iOS.

I’ve been playing Mini Metro for almost ten years now.

All but a few countries treat the symptoms rather than the problem.

Guns are illegal in Japan, but there are lots of fatal stabbings.

It’s the Cowboy Bebop future. Earth will have so much shit orbiting it that debris strikes will become commonplace.

So the coup is finally over?

I forgot about this comic.

Does it make that same unsettling sound?

Loved Opposing Force and Blue Shift. Back when expansions were their own games.

“Jean-Baptiste… Emanuel… Zorg.”