He sleeps upside-down like a bat and roams the woods of North Left Cascadia at night, foraging for wolves. This is the way.
Same, yep. Dishes put away and I fed myself? Winning! I even took the pup out and figured we should head out to the awesome dog park down the way —but that’s when the car’s head gasket blew. Should’ve stopped while I was winning. 😅🤷🏼♂️
Thafuq? Of course “wetness” existed before sentience as we know it. Don’t be obtuse.
IRL.
Yep. Filtration. 🤮
Whaddya mean dumping all but Luck is sub-optimal? Pfft. Hold my coffee.
Good thing they’ve got that to fall back on, then. 😅🤓
Let the hate flow.
Meanwhile, the actual purse string holders laugh at us all.
Same as it ever was. 🤦🏼♂️
Yes, let the shite flow…
How very ironic of you.
Oh, but none for the gestapo? Hunh.
…and millions of “hyper-local” screens that magically don’t require viewers to endure nearby mouthbreathers’ unfunny commentary, phone addictions, tiny bladders, or various other irritants. 🖕🏼
Yo ho 🤘🏼
As someone with ADHD, it’s actually excellent advice for you, so you might want to own that, friend.
There are millions of others for whom this is infuriatingly flippant, dismissive, and altogether demeaning. Lucky you, but your personal experience is irrelevant to the general consensus in this regard. 🤌🏼
What if this was the original inspiration for Craigslist?
🤦🏼♂️
Yeah, sounds about white.
Or did he…
I’m sorry, did you just imply that wetness depends on observation to exist?
True. As in, on-the-loose like a puppy in a doofus suit.
The older I get, the more Uncle Iroh gets me. 🤌🏼