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Wouldn’t that be more ding din-BOOOOM!, though?

So, there’s hope? 😅

I might feel attacked, but it’s not 4am yet. Been up for >20hrs, so there’s that, though. 😵‍💫

ding ding ding

Only a matter of time before they scoop up GW and start suing like Nintendo. 🤮

Well, then carry on, fellow human. 🙇🏽‍♂️🖖🏼

So, if it’s already pissing down out there, is the local sentiment some version of “Well, it can’t get much worse’ter, cannet?”, then?

Is this just a shitty bot posting nonsense for engagement testing? 🤮

Up in WA, I hear they they just call 'em geoducks. This guy’s going a bit far, but to each their own? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Right up there with the ROUSs: totally made up.

The real legend.

#LifeGoals 🥹

This. FFS. 🥲 Be safe, young rebel rebel.

edit: leaving it. meant “fellow rebel”, but now I can’t not hear Ziggy doing a Hamburgler rendition, and I gotta let the song play.

Y’all got insurance that gives you extra?! Damn. Some true chosen ones. 😅😮‍💨

who’s the goodest li’l demon spawn, hmm? yes you arrre. such a good goaty.

Still, that’s an entirely attainable goal for a community of compassionate printers like us, right? Estimate $500 apiece, and still a steal compared to the competition, and just imagine the joy each will bring to the lucky recipient, too! That’s awesome, any way ya slice it ^{sorry-not-sorry} 😜

Yet…

/ flails arms muppet-style toward DC 😵‍💫

So… No free-roaming pets in your house, I take it? 😅

Or, you know, “stay hungry” and keep learning new UI & methods to achieve your target results. Not everyone’s a spoonfed moron, but I do agree with your pointing out that Adobe is merely following suit in the age-old “first time’s free” routine.

For reasons that should be crystal clear at this point to anyone with half a brain, Crapple “gave” millions of their candy-colored shitboxes to schools around the country throughout the 90s, and look at 'em now. 🤮

Don’t shame the consumer, fellow citizen. You’re just as much profit fodder as the rest of us.