Just a heads up that you probably “agreed” to binding arbitration…

https://techcrunch.com/2024/03/05/roku-disables-tvs-and-streaming-devices-until-users-consent-to-forced-arbitration/

As much as I dislike the guy, I don’t need fake stories for reasons to hate him. Thank goodness this sounds 100% on-brand for that absolute spaz, no proof needed!

For free? Why I never!

The only real problem is the skewed background, but that could be explained by bad photoshop

TLDR, just tell me which one pairs well with fish

Oof, didn’t know magic 8 balls ran Windows. Maybe a plan 9 ball would be less biased?

Doing drugs should be decriminalized, but not legal. Ideally when someone is found addicted to drugs they would be provided help rather than punishment. Selling drugs should remain criminal but consequences should be determined based on the amount found selling and to who (like a child or someone who’s pregnant would be a higher penalty at the discretion of the court), legalizing would just give a tax incentive for pushing drugs similar to gambling.

Edit: I want to clarify, I’m talking about addictive drugs with known negative health effects like meth. Weed can be legal, who cares.

They’ll write “you’re welcome” on your bathroom mirror when they track that you’re in the shower.