This whole timeline is getting so strange that I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened.

  • KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    I keep expecting to see him wearing an ill-fitting military uniform covered in fake awards and accommodations.

    • Mirshe@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      Nah, he’s not that kind of dictator. He doesn’t need to feel like he’s in the military - he needs to feel like he’s above them, on top of them as it were. The big military parade isn’t for him to feel like a general - it’s so he can copy his authoritarian friends without actually having the military cred himself to back it up. It’s cargo cult dictatorship.

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      24 hours ago

      We’ll see that once McDonalds offers him a purple heart happy meal