It’s interesting how much technology has slowed down. Back in the 80s and 90s a 5 year old game looked horribly outdated. Now we’re getting close to some 20 year old games still looking pretty decent.

Which makes more sense than you’d think, since Link’s Awakening takes place in a world dreamed by the Wind Fish and Wart was from Subcon, a land of dreams.

Fortunately he was cured of the crazy obsession of being happy and giving a fuck about things.

Yeah, it’s actually helpful to have safe spaces for hateful assholes so they can be corralled away.

I say “N.E.S.”, but also “Super Nintendo.”

Seth MacFarlane: “Norm, you want to be a blob?”

Norm: “Hell yeah, I’ll be a blob.”

Very, VERY much depends on HOW we disagree politically.

“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with preying mantis DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.”

The masochist told the sadist, “Hurt me.”

The sadist said, “No.”

In this particular instance, the Great Vowel Shift is to blame. What caused that is up for debate.

In general, English is so strange because it’s a mongrel language, incorporating words from a variety of other different languages.

If a person if truly interested in moving to a place with better discourse, they’ll make the effort. If not, they should stay on Reddit.