It’s interesting how much technology has slowed down. Back in the 80s and 90s a 5 year old game looked horribly outdated. Now we’re getting close to some 20 year old games still looking pretty decent.

Which makes more sense than you’d think, since Link’s Awakening takes place in a world dreamed by the Wind Fish and Wart was from Subcon, a land of dreams.

Fortunately he was cured of the crazy obsession of being happy and giving a fuck about things.

Yeah, it’s actually helpful to have safe spaces for hateful assholes so they can be corralled away.

I say “N.E.S.”, but also “Super Nintendo.”

Seth MacFarlane: “Norm, you want to be a blob?”

Norm: “Hell yeah, I’ll be a blob.”

Very, VERY much depends on HOW we disagree politically.

I thought Yosemite Sam had pretty much taught all English speakers the correct pronunciation. I remember my parents saying their Swedish relatives pronounced it “Yohsmeet.”

“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with preying mantis DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.”

Much better!

The masochist told the sadist, “Hurt me.”

The sadist said, “No.”

I know, but there’s a difference between “knows they exist” and “is naming them in legal documentation”.

Although the fact that these programs were named means that Nintendo’s Eye of Sauron is on them - the extra attention makes me nervous. I definitely would have modded it this weekend if I hadn’t already decided to last weekend.

Oh, and it will surrender the yuzu-emu.org domain name to Nintendo, agree to delete not only its copies of Yuzu but also “all circumvention tools used for developing or using Yuzu—such as TegraRcmGUI, Hekate, Atmosphère, Lockpick_RCM, NDDumpTool, nxDumpFuse, and TegraExplorer,” and hand over any “physical circumvention devices” and “modified Nintendo hardware” to Nintendo. It also agrees to not delete any other “evidence” that infringes Nintendo’s IP rights.

Damn, I modded my Switch JUST in time! Thanks for giving me the motivation, Nintendo!

“Don’t worry about a thing, honey. I’m gonna help you through this.”

“Those are all normal noises.”

“Luggage compartment closing. Cross-checking.”

“Just sit back and relax.”

“That’s just the engine powering up.”

“That’s just the engine struggling.”

“That’s just the carp swimming around your ankles.”