WASHINGTON—Claiming that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot 37-year-old Minneapolis resident Renee Good as she drove away from him was “fully justified,” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem warned Thursday that any action taken by Americans would be treated as domestic terrorism. “Make no mistake: Anything and everything Americans do, from the second […]
Since when is the onion reporting facts?
Satire is now classified as domestic terrorism.
Since about 2016.
I’ve finally done it. I ate the Onion for the first time.
Got me. Only because that’s sort of what they’ve been saying all along, moving that goalpost. It’s not a stretch.