Emacs, you say?

It depends, do you need to return your representative, or can we leave him on the moon? Latter is easier. Maybe he can hitchhike back with the aliens.

If it’s a one-way mission, it could be done with a Falcon heavy and a slapped-together lander sourced from NASA. Maybe even an old Gemini capsule or something from the Smithsonian.

Or you could send up a Falcon heavy with fuel payload, rendezvous with the ISS, pick up a 'naut, and steal a Soyuz, although I’m not sure if they can be configured to land on the moon

Masturbarroom ❌

Masturbatorium ✅

I like how that one state has a thin slice that stops Texas from touching the two above it.

I haven’t really been paying attention to COVID related news, is it still killing people and stuff? Like I don’t even get a test when I get sick, but I probably should.

This isn’t the first time that a chinese UUV has been captured or washed up somewhere it’s not supposed to be

Flying Spaghetti Monster was a parody

HOW. DARE. YOU.

There’s a C for that:

https://lemmy.world/c/stopdrinking

He would be spinning in his grave, except…

Socrates was executed for being super annoying.

The number four reactor at Chornobyl NPP ceased operating amid an unplanned disassembly of some of its critical systems.

They’ll find a way to fuck it up, I’m sure

The writers are doing a really good job keeping us guessing where WW3 will really kick off this season, the Baltics, the mideast, the south China sea, or some secret fourth place.

You are a brilliant woman of many talents, Margot Robbie!

LFS is a weird fundamentalist sect.

Faith without works is dead

We here at Lemmy are professionals

Any landlord that uses a residential family home as an investment is a parasite.

If you want to invest in real estate, purchase commercial, retail, and industrial properties. Nobody needs those things to live. The reason why this is harder is that the companies who tenant these properties generally have the leverage and means to not get exploited (though some small businesses still do get exploited)

I miss RIF, but it’s for the better. Lemmy moves too slow for me to doomscroll it forever, so I’ve started putting my phone down more.

I’ve started reading books again, even in public, when I’m waiting for someone or something. My mind is slowing down and getting more peaceful.

You can get jobs like that, sure. Normally called GIS analyst (geospatial informations systems)

For a while, the Australian Secret Intelligence Service GIS job applications were less about ticking boxes and more looking at a satellite image of a structure and being asked, “what is this, where is it, and why is it interesting”

And the answer might be "Its ostensibly a wastewater treatment plant, its in southern Iran, and its interesting because the truck parked next to the liquid chemical tank farm has an ISO gas storage trailer, not an ISO liquid storage container as might be expected.