Me rn. I chose both and do not regret my decision.
Must be a cool job, where commenting on Lemmy is working.
What kind of job are you working where you are not able to poop for several hours a day?
There are two ways to parse this question, and one of them is 10,000% funnier than the other.
Everybody [gets high at work], alright? Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fuckin politicians, CBC enployees, principals, people that paint the lines on the fuckin roads. Get stoned, it’ll be fun, get to work.
Your friends are high right now
Your parents are high right now
That hot chick’s high right now
That cop is high right now
The president’s high right now
Your priest is high right now
Everyone’s high as fuck right now
And no one’s ever coming down
This isn’t funny, Frosty. We need the kids to say no to work.
People are conditioned to associate work with jobs lol.
Watering plants is work and so is doing dishes, putting away laundry, etc. Not everything has to serve capitalism hahaha. 💚
I’m smoking weed about it.Weed is a performance enhancing drug for making nachos
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Work the weed. Weed work.
Frosty, what job do you have?
Classic choice.
Very frequently.
But weed makes you lazy, and I’m pretty sure you just instantly turn black once you take a weed.
Signed — paler than the moon stoner, also I’m definitely lazy but I still have a job
Partial myth. Need to inject at least 4 weed for that
Ah, I’ve always avoided needles — shucks
