Side question: Why do people buy baguettes? Do they make sandwiches with them? How do you even make a sandwich from them? How are you meant to beat a baguette???

Side question: Why do people buy baguettes? Do they make sandwiches with them? How do you even make a sandwich from them? How are you meant to beat a baguette???

I beat my baguette frequently. Usually with some lotion and choice photos of my best friends mom.
Stacy’s very disappointed in you.
That’s part of my kink. Shamesturbation is a real riot.