No earthly being could’ve crafted that thing with such total disregard for comfort and human anatomy. It’s giving Area 51 Home Goods Collection – Model Zeta Reticuli.
I have slept on it once and I felt shitty whole day after. It think it isn’t calibrated for human neuroelectric frequencies but it boosts my WiFi signal so hey.
I get it, for entities with at least two tentacles and no spine it makes total sense but we humans need something that is actually soft and has the cold zones for your hands.
Moreover something that doesn’t make one side of the body paralyzed when lying on the side due to cutting off any and all blood circulation to one arm
You arm/shoulder doesn’t go on your pillow. Your head does.
I find these comfortable, even double stuffed standard pillows are too small for me
You put your hands on your pillow?
Hands go under the pillow. Where do you put your tentacles?
That’s an insanely personal question! Only my wife gets to see my testicles.
Silly you, they said spectacles, not testicles
They just kinda lay besides me. Just wherever there happens to be room to leave them