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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

It's best to take a piss before eating a hot chip.

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It's best to take a piss before eating a hot chip.

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Because OP does not believe in washing their hands after eating and before pissing.
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  Do you wash your hands before you piss?
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    Yes if I was eating something and my hands are not debris free.
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        Only the fanciest of pants for me.
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    Yup. My dick is clean and I aim on keeping it that way.

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