Do you wash your hands before you piss?

If money doesn’t exist how do you pay for the ads?

I like my nose so I just use toilet paper to parachute it up my ass.

No idea how it smells or tastes.

Meth.

There’s nothing wrong with carbs over carbs.

Nice job.

This is what vegan food should be.

Because it’s funny.

I’m guessing it’s similar technology to invisible dog fences with an underground boundary wire with a signal that could easily be spoofed.

I’m a great juggler.

I could help!

A cheeky cross section.

You guys really like bread hey?

I was actually born late fall.

Was she good at baking bread?

Oh thanks that’s super interesting.

Does that mean that its parents were unmarried?

Changing your bedsheets monthly fucks up your mushroom harvest I do it yearly whether it needs it or not.

Either that or the cigarette butts.

Maybe the alarm is too quiet.