That was fast
Hooooooly fuckin shit if they’re already announcing a date then they must know it will be below expectations
Did anyone… have expectations? I’ll watch it on digital for the dinosaurs, same as the last three, but I expect to be thoroughly whelmed by any part of the movie besides the scaly things
We were able to see it for free for being Xfinity customers and looking at reviews…my time was worth more and I declined
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It’s 2 and a half hours and it takes an hour just to get to the island
I saw it on Jul 4 in the cinema with some friends as something to do. it wasn’t truly awful just kinda mid.
It feels like ScarJo is trying hard to be Gal Godot, that they’re trying to muscle in on the Slutty Little Glasses for Men meme, and the MegaDinos that are genetically engineered are the least interesting parts of the movie.
It’s in favor, the characters are mildly interesting, interact well and the structure is pretty satisfying.
Waiting for the eventual sequel set in the near future where the dinosaurs are rounded up to be sent to another planet.
Pitch meeting: “It’s dinos. In space. Kinda like Jason X! Or Alien!”
Oh wow wow wow wow …
Wow…!
I honestly haven’t seen anything after Lost World (novel was great too). It seems like the release a new Jurassic Park movie every 2-3 years these days.
EDIT: And this made by Gareth Edwards, I loved Monsters! Believe it or not, it’s probably one of my top 10 movies.
Rebirth
Ah, Hollywood’s squeezing yet another rape-baby from a long-dessicated carcass, I see. Sure, let’s call it “rebirth”. That’ll shine it up juuust fine.
