I float off my chair like an old cartoon character smelling a pie in a window.

Peanut Butter Spread Over A Tray Of Brownies

This meme is old as the fucking hills but will always be relevant.

I should get snacks at the Asian Market today for snacking after all my medical appointments, good idea!

I once had a long weekend off work, and got way higher than usual. I woke up the next day around 12-1pm, to a knock on the door. It was a pizza delivery driver, and they said “it’s been paid for” and went on their way.

I was very confused. I opened the pizza box… It’s the toppings I usually like, which made me think I had an admirer who understood my love for pizza.

This went on for most of the day, until the pizza was all eaten… Then I checked my emails, in the evening, and realised I had gotten so damn high I had not only pre-ordered a pizza to be delivered, I had forgotten I done so entirely.

I think Thomas the Tank Engine faces are trippy as hell