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Trap card in Matignon

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[Jean-Luc-Mélenchon, wearing a Yu-Gi-Oh duel armband, ponits and shouts] MACRON… YOU ARE DONE FOR! I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD: GENERAL STRIKE ON SEPTEMBER 10TH

[Jean-Luc Mélenchon, seen from behind, summons cards on a Yu-Gi-Oh table, each one is a french union] UNIONS… STRIKE!

[Macron smirks and summons a card of his own] Jean-Luc… it is too late, I have already won… I can sacrifice my Dark Bayrou along with my Republican Blockade in order to special summon the Blue Eyes White Supremacist New prime minister!

[a card with the Rassemblement National logo on it laser beams France in half] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jean-Luc Mélenchon, now looking extra chad, raises a card] NOT SO FACT… SNAP ELECTIONS!

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His politics suck, but we can all afford to learn from this guy when it comes to not giving a shit.

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