[Jean-Luc-Mélenchon, wearing a Yu-Gi-Oh duel armband, ponits and shouts] MACRON… YOU ARE DONE FOR! I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD: GENERAL STRIKE ON SEPTEMBER 10TH
[Jean-Luc Mélenchon, seen from behind, summons cards on a Yu-Gi-Oh table, each one is a french union] UNIONS… STRIKE!
[Macron smirks and summons a card of his own] Jean-Luc… it is too late, I have already won… I can sacrifice my Dark Bayrou along with my Republican Blockade in order to special summon the Blue Eyes White Supremacist New prime minister!
[a card with the Rassemblement National logo on it laser beams France in half] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Jean-Luc Mélenchon, now looking extra chad, raises a card] NOT SO FACT… SNAP ELECTIONS!
Of all possible things to do days before his government falls apart and he is very likely to lean on the far right in response, Macron shows up at a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament.
At a loss for words, I drew this.
Enjoy a free dose of french politics.
Cringe is mandatory since this is Yu-Gi-Oh.
His politics suck, but we can all afford to learn from this guy when it comes to not giving a shit.