canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agoBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.message-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down111
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 day agoalso got to look pretty for the colonoscopy appointments
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 day agoI bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·24 hours agoLast time I put an owl pellet and two toes up there you should have seen their expression!
minus-squaredethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 hours agoTwo of your own toes or owl toes?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·24 hours agoJust some random toes I had laying around.
minus-squaredethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 hours agoEconomical. I won’t ask about the provenance or origin of said toes as it’s none of my concern.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 hours agoIf you don’t prep right you’re basically wasting their time
also got to look pretty for the colonoscopy appointments
I bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.
You’re like the giving tree!
Last time I put an owl pellet and two toes up there you should have seen their expression!
Two of your own toes or owl toes?
Just some random toes I had laying around.
Economical. I won’t ask about the provenance or origin of said toes as it’s none of my concern.
If you don’t prep right you’re basically wasting their time