If everybody you meet make is an asshole…

be me

American’t social mediatard

Britbongs demand money

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I know I’m bad at a lot of things… It only takes practice and hard work to tell if I can develop beyond that.

Oh boy. I can’t wait for these new features to come to the new iPhone™ 17 Pro Max. It’s incredible how Apple Inc. continues to push boundaries and bring people together!

And yet you used sand to transmute this missive into the aether. Curious!

Plus we can imbue crystals with thought and knowledge by inscribing them with complex runes and commanding them in a special language.

I’m gonna have to disagree with you here. 18- and 19-year-olds are still teens. say what you will about being adults, but semantically (if nothing else) they are still teens.

I complain about saturation representation and you reply with a hue-lightness flag. Smh my head.

Yeah, this flag only shows saturated hues. This is unsaturated erasure.

Be mindful: this is a common cop trick to manufacture consent.

That’s true, but children are like little predators waiting for anything to make your life miserable. The first time a teacher stumbles on your name, that’s your entire identity for YEARS. How happy are you going to be with your name after that?

I have never heard the name before.

There’s your sign. The other is whether 95% of people can confidently pronounce it correctly up on reading it.

When you were partying

I read the fucking manual.

When you were having premarital sex

I mastered reading the fucking manual.

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

Gonna be honest, my brain farted while being flippant. “Financial exploitation” to refer to extracting robux from users. I used “slavery” to refer to uncompensated or undercompensated underage labor relating to development…

Don’t forget the slavery and financial exploitation!

Honestly “plate too big” is doing about90% of the work.

A Tim has NEVER won the vice presidency

It’s his turn!

Ostensibly, a noble goal. Practice is a bit more fuzzy.

Also: nothing is ever new

Or if this was targeted at virtually any other category of people

Inb4 “found the bear”