The likelihood of one blowing its top is about as likely as the front of a boat falling off, which I’d like to make clear is very uncommon

I see a lot more Trek memes here than on reddit and I love every one

Maybe you’re glad to see them through crosshairs 🤷‍♂️

It’s still somewhat incredible to me that the label “Antifa” is used as a pejorative by some of these talking heads.

Uhh, last I checked we committed a whole bunch of boats and soldiers to literally blowing the brains out of nazi skulls on one particular Day…

Opposing fascism should be the default American stance, we’re just riddled with cancer/capitalism

Yeah I caught that after I posted and I agree, my statement stands though, it’s wicked depressing to have so many relatives who wore the uniform and are apparently not opposed to fascism and drunken conversations with folks in the beer hall can lead to that poison spreading

I certainly fucking do at the VFW

Pentagon budget office in shambles after seeing such a ratio

So…I can only assume all the people he developed those relationships are really rethinking their priorities in life now right? Right?

There’s a part I need to install in my car. The box has been sitting right next to the front door for two weeks…I’ll knock it out over the weekend I promise

(Narrator: He will in fact most likely watch hockey and drink beer on the couch)

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve gone looking in a closet for something to work on project #7 and found the missing piece to project #4 I put right there to remember…I would promptly lose the change jar for a year or so

Happy the One Meal to you too, although mine is picked at all through the night

They are like the * in any Terry Pratchett (GNU) novel, sometimes a funny joke can have a little more spice added to make it even funnier

Sure it’s annoying but I don’t mind helping grandma with her Word doc after she cooked dinner for everyone

Keeping the women barefoot and pregnant while doing chores and the kids fighting your feuds is governing for them

Only needed to adjust one guy and a whole slew of people suddenly got claims approved. Seems like a pretty good value to me

My elementary school had two kindergarten teachers with the same last name, my only memory of kindergarten is roll call on the first day when the teacher told me I was in the wrong room and I had to walk out with the other kids chuckling. Seems like our brains hold on to only the strongest emotional moments be they good or bad.