Ah get outta here! Next time they’ll say that co pilot also chooses my furry porn and controls my buttplug while it codes for me.
I can drink coffee pretty slow, but I don’t think I can drink it that slow
I read “users respond with mercyless trolling” in the teaser, I have to open the article.
A more appropriate line would be that Copilot can shit out code faster than you can pinch off your own loaf.
where are my penguin boys at. 🐧
seriously people. the majority of you don’t have to put up with this, you know that right?
Good thing finishing your coffee is many sips. Because Copilot certainly doesn’t feel fast. It often feels so slow you wonder whether waiting is worth it.
Love how they’re pretending that an LLM is useful for any task that needs precision.
What they forget to mention is that you then spend the rest of the week to fix the bugs it introduced and to explain why your code deleted the production database…
If thats what they are aiming at, I feel like their AI is actually suppose to be the pilot and the user the copilot
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Technically true, but nobody said the code will be at all functional. I’m pretty sure I can finish about 800000 coffees before Copilot generates anything usable that is longer than 3 lines.
I would rather paint a portrait by myself, spending the time to do it, rather than asking some computer prompt to spit me out a picture. Same logic applies with coding for me.
By the headline statement, that it should be complete and works 100%. Big doubt.
No, just complete. Whatever the dude does may have morning to do with what you needed it to do, but it will be “done”
Depends. If it’s a script that will like, cut your video file every 10 seconds with ffmpeg or something simple. Yeah it will one-shot it.
My problem is that the dev and stage environments are giving me 502 gateway errors when hitting only certain api endpoints from the app gateway. My real problem is devops aren’t answering my support tickets and telling me which terraform var file I gotta muck with and tell me what to fix on it. I’m sure you’ll be fixed soon though right copilot?
yeah but then you have to fix everything in the code that they didn’t get right.
like using it to automate a shell is fine; but trusting it blindly and treating it as the finishing product? you’re delusional.











